100% accurate shit BTS says

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jimin: [panicking at the burrito store] One of your meat sleeping bags please

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Yoongi [Thinking about how maybe the zombie apocalypse happened in 99, but our ghosts figured out how to possess our reanimated bodies. That’s why we all feel dead inside. That’s why we all crave sleep]: some weather we’re having huh

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jimin: fairy tales taught me to always buy beans from strangers

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Namjoon: Can someone write an article on millenials killing the doorbell industry by texting "here"

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hoseok: parking lots are just daycare for your car

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Taehyung: My favorite was always Raphael, but I liked Donatello a lot too

DATE: Aww so you were a big fan as a kid?

Taehyung *pulling his credit card from his Ninja Turtles wallet*: Hmm?

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Seokjin: just because i loved you at one point does not mean i will always love you... I am not Whitney Houston

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Hoseok sending an email: hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Date: I love nerds!

Namjoon: If you have more than 2 freckles, then every freckle on your body makes a triangle. If you move around, every triangle changes shape. That’s how I picture multiple universes.

Date: no. not like that

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yoongi: I do not have my shit together, please stop asking me how I'm doing

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namjoon: with all due respect, have you lost your damn mind?!

jungkook: that’s with all due respect?

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Jungkook: My Dad told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 10. Well jokes on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s fucking here.

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Jimin: I want beer

Cashier: ok how much

Jimin:

Cashier:

Jimin: I want it so so much

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[checking on jungkook at bedtime]

seokjin: Why are your legs up like that?

jungkook: Because I don’t want the monster to eat my feet.

seokjin: That’s crazy, put them down. Besides monsters don’t eat feet, they like hands.

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Namjoon: Seokjin asked me if he had any ‘annoying’ habits and then got all offended during the power point presentation.

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Seokjin: The members and I have developed an intricate system of hand gestures to communicate nonverbally. Our go to gesture is the throat slit.

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Jimin: so drinks later?

Taehyung: oh shit I can’t I’ve got work.

Jimin: after 5?

Taehyung: YES, JIMIN. I HAVE A LOT ON MY PLATE AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DEPENDING ON ME.

Jimin: uh..k?

-LATER-

Taehyung: [playing animal crossing] here’s that apple I promised you, Rex. I told you I’d come through