Gail :’)

Sleepy

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing

thing: *breaks*

me:

[bbycal]

Reasons If Walls Could Talk is one of the best songs 5sos plays live:

Calum throwing himself around the stage when the beat drops

Luke’s vocals

Ashton pounding the drums

JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

“oh you’re a queen but uncrowned”

Michael crushing the guitar

the build up and then bEAT DROP

The crowd singing the chorus

jumping along with them

Ashton’s singing

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[shittycryptids]

A snake that’s wide instead of long

[variouslystated]

Please don’t mind my real fast MS paint version of this.

[oriathians-archive-deactivated2]

those are his arms he wants a hug :(

[lilytad]

hug!!

[le-thom]

consider

[madleonie]

sub sandwich

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[yournevergonnamakeitsworld]

Useful as fuck…

[calumsssparkle-blog]

This is so important please read it if you haven’t already♡

[cungadero]

my s/o is cute and talented rb if ur s/o is cute and talented

[cungadero]

my s/o is cute and talented rb if ur s/o is cute and talented

[writing-prompt-s]

Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.

[expression-life]

[ab1ga1lya]

How can you be a high school English teacher and not have read The Lord of The Rings?

She hasn't even seen the movies....

[unamusedsloth]

Dads at One Direction concerts [via]

[sapbat]

this is art

[deervision-deactivated20180322]

this photographer went there with one intention

[medic981]

His camera was facing one direction, and it wasn’t toward the stage.

[thetomlinsondaily]

LA - 29/01

[barelyup]

who’s down to lay with me in a field and look at the stars and talk about everything

[ab1ga1lya]

as long as we don’t die homes

[preciousniam-deactivated2016061]

Who plays the most instruments?

[softstargaze-deactivated2022122]

michael, 01/26/16

[archieandrewx]

“That’s the amazing thing about music: there’s a song for every emotion. Can you imagine a world with no music? It would suck.”

[flurryface]

date someone who avoids the holes so you sleep fine in the car and curses their government for not using their taxes to fill holes with more cement