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Lmfao

Fun fact: she left Yahoo citing the staggering incompetence of management and development teams. She was brought in to salvage Yahoo and they proceeded to ignore her and belittle her every chance she got.

mockiato-deactivated20200315

I’ve read that it’s a known phenomenon, where a woman is hired or promoted into a position after the project has become a guaranteed disaster, so she takes the fall.

susielesbian

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_cliff

captaincrusher

diet-soda

bless Scottish twitter

quinepeather

ya fuckin space slice

recentgooglesearches

how to determine the gender of my nipples

spongehole

Here’s how Myspace can still win

amtrax

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

blu-iv

December 17th

viralfrog

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

crossroaddreamer

People really have no concept for how much it takes for hand-made products, do they? The stuff at the stores are made in a massive factory made to pump out stuff cheap and fast. They can “afford” to sell it for so cheap because they put very little overall effort and time into the making of the item. People making stuff by hand? That is a lot of time which they could have spent at a job that pays a regular wage. Plus about 7/10 times the handmade stuff lasts longer than the bulk stuff since there is much more care in its construction, rather than the factory which stresses the daylights out of the material. Folks who want commissioned stuff for cheap are ignorant or straight up belligerent, like that guy above.

duckydotducky

Dude honestly when the artist said $400 I was FLOORED by how cheap they were asking. That’s… What that person wants should be at LEAST $800-$1000. Just damn.

calamity-blossom

mrs-chief

Y'all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

saintbaselshouse

I have a music degree and taught for over a decade. You can say BPM or tempo it’s basically all the same. Don’t let the classical music snobs get you down

mrs-chief

Oh no, I made a post voicing a pet peeve of mine and suddenly I’m a “classical music snob” even though I’ve been playing baroque flute for over a decade professionally…

saintbaselshouse

Yeah I mean… Well there it is