The peanut gallery

This is the room I scream in :) Adult | She/They | Fandoms: Critrole/BG3/Loki/MXTX/ALNST

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[ekkka70]

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Memory, as Metamorphosis.

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[umarell]

[hatchan]

I need to see someone do this exact bit as a drag performance

[ive-been-falling-for-30minutes]

"i asked chatgpt!" "i asked gemini!" well i asked loki and he told me he's burdened with glorious purpose

[telekitnetic-art]

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[telekitnetic-art]

So guess who just realized they forgot to add the comm enquiry link this whole time!!! 😭💀

I’ve updated the OG post with the link, please reblog this bump so that folks who want to commission me can actually do so lol

[thecrowsteeth]

Essek Thelyss ✨ finally finished !

[abandonedelves]

This might be bad timing depending on how you feel but if any gomens fans would like a recommendation for a COMPLETED mlm series that also features 2 immortals (who remain immortal and happily in love for all eternity in the world they saved together) then I would 100/10 recommend the Chinese book series, Heaven Official's Blessings (TGCF) by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu

It features:

Guy from heaven who just wants to help everyone + his demon "friend" who just wants him to be safe and loved and fed

Themes of the spectrum of morality and who deserves to have power over the rest

Implied gender fuckery amongst immortal characters (secondary character is canonically gender fluid)

800 years of one sided pining

Comical hijinks and devastating angst

If you are sensitive to dark topics I would recommend looking up a TW list. Additionally, only the original book version is complete, the animated adaptation is in limbo due to Chinese censorship laws (and there is a live action that has also gone unpublished for the same reason). I genuinely think it's an underrated series, mostly because it only has the books as it's available media, HOWEVER, I do think it's really amazing and if you've ever heard of The Untamed or MDZS, this is by the same author.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[chaaistheanswer]

Fanart for @/so_sgoat on insta!!!!!!!! I really wanted to draw these two together........

[lush--lush]

[teansouprmyjam]

can i offer u guys a real messy thing of This Guy

[mayakern]

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[sodaraptor]

Thera, the sassy Forest Golem (Hypnagogia)