[ooreki]

[isawken]

2024 gonna be my year fr

[isawken]

2025 gonna be my year fr

[isawken]

2026 gonna be my year fr

[clevercrumbish]

DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we're gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth

TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE'S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss

[were--ralph]

like to charge reblog to cast

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[neuroticpantomime]

Diet culture is hilarious and rad actually

[redpandarascal]

rethink your weekend. Harder liquor on an emptier stomach is just what you need. Trust me, I’m a doctor.

[funstyle]

i mean fuck i like pills i like drugs i like gettin money i like strippers i like to fuck i like day drinkin and day parties n hollywood i like doing hollywood shit snort it probably would

[empress-belosbeck]

[handcrushedbyamalletremix]

nothing is certain about severance except mr milchick having that shit ON

[daschantal05]

I caved. I got Balatro. I have done nothing but gamble for thirteen consecutive hours. Help.

[fishstuff]

dean norris is the only celebrity that i feel uses twitter correctly

[unalivejournal]

she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[boarofthenorth100]

[were--ralph]

I really need to talk about pregnant wario more

[were--ralph]

I don't know about that one chief

[mynameisfungus]

can’t stop thinking about this post on the crusader kings wiki

[nonbinary-bosmer]

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs