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@abarosoap
Whatās good yall!
My name is Soap and my pronouns are He/She!
I am a bigender pansexual who is a little too attracted to robots and certain blond cooks
If you have any art requests, Iād love to do some if Iām up for it!
I also have an alt account where I plan to write some fanfiction! You should check it out HERE!
I hope you have a Fazerific day! Bye bye!
The Freak Circus: Praising You
Download the files here!
Praise order is Fem / Masc / Neutral terms when appropriate!
By the power of god AND anime (/silly) I have finally finished my voice commission listings on VGen!
They won't go live until tomorrow (12pm, or Noon CST) and I will only take 3 active slots for SFW and NSFW commissions each, but there's an automatic waitlistā so even if the slots are full, you can still send in a commission request!
So if you've been waiting to get a voice commission from me, please check out my VGen commission listings to be notified when they go live or when I have slots available!
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesnāt even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.
y'all need to watch this this pride month
based on a gaming experience i had
Un deux trois quatre cinq six sept huit neuf...
Is that
French
Minions, you know what to do
ATTACKKKK
FORWARD ARMY
FOR OUR KING
FOR OUR FATHER
FOR KINGER
Oh no
Wait a minute I can just poison you since chainmail armour has nickel in it LMAOOOOO
uhā¦
uhhhh
QUICK CHANGE
CHESS FORMATION
@kinger-offical MY KING WHAT SHALL OUR MOVE BE?
PAWN TO E4
Your move @nickel-official
Letās goā¦ pawn H6
@kinger-offical SIR THE FRENCH HAVE MOVED FORWARD. WHAT DO YOU COMMAND?
KNIGHT TO F3
SIR YES SIR
your move, @nickel-official
Knight to F6 :)))))))
MY KING, THE FRENCH HAVE BROUGHT OUT ONE OF THE KNIGHTS
What is the command, Lord @kinger-offical ?
PAWN TO E5
prepare for battle, soldiers!
@nickel-official could make their next move at any moment!
Youāve fumbled my plan for goodness sakes, but knight to E4!
The knight had evaded the pawn, King @kinger-offical! What are your next commands?
The army awaits!
FOR KINGER
Pawn to C3
Yes, my king!
The pawn has been moved! We are keeping a close eye on @nickel-official and their army for their next move.
KNIGHT TO B2!
Edit: C2 not B2
Edit AGAIN: F2 for the pawn
MY KING! THE ENEMY ALMOST HAD US FOOLED, BUT WE DISCOVERED THE FRENCH HAD A SNEAK ATTACK PLANNED
The first casualty of war has taken place in our army, King @kinger-offical.
What shall be our next move?
Knight to F2, avenge the fallen
BRILLIANT PLAN, MY KING!
We fooled them! As they assumed the knight would go and take vengeance, you snuck up and ate their knight! Your brilliance knows no bounds!
@nickel-official could strike at any moment, WE SHALL GUARD THIS PILLOW FORT WITH OUR LIVES
FOR KINGER
Fuck it, we ball! Pawn H5
KING @kinger-offical THE OMINOUS PAWN TAKES ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS THE PILLOW FORT! WHAT SHALL WE DO, SIR?
Bishop to E2
Kinger, your move was so amazing and epic that the board literally changed styles! Thatās crazy! I canāt believe that happened!
Now that the terrain has changed, we shall have the upper ground for when @nickel-official strikes next. That is definitely why the terrain changed. No other reason whatsoever.
Terrain is so ahh I canāt tell what the bishop looks likešāļø
Pawn to G6
ANOTHER PAWN HAS STEPPED FORWARD, SIR @kinger-offical! WHAT DO YOU COMMAND?
Bushop to c4
It has been done, my king.
The guards are on the lookout for @nickel-officialās next move. The French could strike at any moment.
Pawn to F5.
THE FRENCH FOOLED US, MY KING! THEY ACTUALLY WENT PAWN F4!
as the now certified canonical army general (SQUEEEEEEE) I am proud to say that the army is on stand-by and awaiting your command, Sir @kinger-offical!
Pawn forward 2 to D4
It has been done! We shall now stand by and wait for @nickel-officialās next attack
G7 for the Bishop
THE FRENCH HAVE MADE THEIR MOVE, SIR @kinger-offical!
I smell danger afoot! I shall prepare our soldiers
Bishop to G5
Itās been done! We are standing guard for @nickel-officialās next move
Pawn to E6
THE PAWNS ARE MAKING A THREATENING ZIGZAG, KING @kinger-offical
WHAT DO WE DO?
Bishop to D8
THE FRENCH NICKEL QUEEN IS DEAD
HOLY CRAP
DO NOT CELEBRATE YET, SOLDIERS! The war is not over yet!
I donāt expect @nickel-official to take kindly to this
NOPE. REVENGE. KING D8, BUDDY.
Queenie has been escorted out, my king. We shall keep guard up for @nickel-officialās next move.
WE SHALL AVENGE OUR SISTERS IN WAR
Pawn to D5
They continue marching, @kinger-offical.
Yes, my king!
Smart move! @nickel-official couldnāt of seen it coming!
Knight C6
@kinger-offical, the zigzag of terror continues, sir! What is our next command?
Pawn to a4
Sir yes sir! It has been done! We await for @nickel-officialās zigzag of terrorās next move
Knight E5, noble sacrifice
Father,
Our king,
@kinger-offical
The soldier we lost was a person with a thousand hearts to give
And they will be missed
But a pawn for a knight.
A pawn for a knight, her sacrifice will be remembered
PAWN E5
(eh what the hell, despite everything itās still you)
IT HAS BEEN DONE, MY KING
WE HAVE TAKEN DOWN BOTH OF THE FRENCH NICKEL KNIGHTS
BRILLIANT WORK, MY KING
Now, letās see what @nickel-official has planned
BISHOP E5
ANOTHER PAWN DOWN SIR @kinger-offical!
Our knight states that she is ready to charge if you command!
You know what do to do
KNIGHT E5
MARIA OLĆVIA GANZAELZ HAS TAKEN THEIR BISHOP SIR!
@nickel-official HAS ONE BISHOP LEFT! WE CAN DO THIS!
Pawn C6
THE ZIGZAG OF TERROR CONTINUES, KING @kinger-offical
YES FATHER
IT HAS BEEN DONE! We now wait for @nickel-officialās attack! WE SHALL NOT BE BESTED
King D7
THE FRENCH KING HAS MOVED OUT OF CHECK, SIR @kinger-offical! WHAT SHALL WE DO?
All according to plan, Knight H8
Brilliant move, sir! @nickel-official could have never of seen it coming! The French are now one tower down!
King E7
@kinger-offical SIR! THE FRENCH ARE MAKING SUSPICIOUS MOVEMENT! We think they have a plan! What is your command?
Knight G6
HOLY CRAP MARIA OLĆVIA GANZAELZ IS ABSOLUTELY DOMINATING THE BOARD
@nickel-official is NOT in a good position! WE GOT THIS! FOR KINGER
King E8
The French Nickel King has moved, King @kinger-offical! What is your command?
SIR YES SIR
Fannie Frank had moved, sir! She is strutting around in full drag and ready to win this war! Now we wait for @nickel-official
King F7
The king is approaching Maria, @kinger-offical!
We are awaiting the next command!
You truly are brilliant, king Kinger! We surely had them fooled thinking Maria was going to G5 instead of E5!
Now, we wait for @nickel-officialās attack
The French king has moved, sir!
What do you command of next, @kinger-offical?
SIR YES SIR!
@nickel-official has had a lot of time to ponder their next moveā¦ we shall keep guard
King D6!
The king is retreating once more, king @kinger-offical! We must find a way to conquer!
Knight f7
Maria has moved, sir!
We can do this! @nickel-official is in check!
king C5
The French King is escaping, sir @kinger-offical ! What do we do?
Knught e5
Maria is back in action! @nickel-official could have anything planned, so we must stay sharp!
King B6
I posted on the wrong fucking account omg
The king is zigzagging out of Mariaās reach, @kinger-offical! What shall we do?
Understood!
@nickel-official is back in check! We got this!
King A5 :3
The French Nickel tricked us @kinger-offical! King George actually went to B5!
They have evaded check!
Understood sir!
It has been done! I can only wonder what @nickel-official will do nextā¦
They. They forgor
They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.
this is a fucking futurama bit
happy pride month to everyone who was told they were wrong for feeling the way they do, all of you are valid and loved, dont let anyone tell you otherwise
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says āno eyesā¦ no noseā¦ no face. Donāt trust.ā To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
this pride month, don't forget to shout out asexuals and aromantics. sometimes even pride month can make us feel isolated so DON'T FORGET US!! WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE QUEER!!
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO ALL OF YOU š³ļøāšš³ļøāā§ļøš letās parade even for those people who canāt be in the street, weāll be louder even for you š£ļøš
annual reminder that this is who pride is for:
ā¤ļø those who are out & proud
š§” those who arenāt out at all
š people still figuring it all out
š folks trying out new labels or terms
š people who have always known
š people who are just realizing
š©· those out there being loud
š¤ those waiting until itās safer
š©µ our elders who came before to pave the way
š¤ and youth making change right here, right now
we see you, you're valid, you belong here.
promise.
happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw
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