Yo! Yo! Banquo!

·Melancholic Masochist·Aspiring porn star·

[trashythingsgohere]

[dankmemes]

I’m so happy I found you in this huge number of people.

woodland

[metalhearted]

Puppy reacts to getting hicups!

[source]

[jakegyllencallme]

dogs are so pure. i cant even believe this small little thing is barking at its own little stomach for creating hiccups inside of him.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This has brightened my day like a doge shaped ray of sunshine <3

[catchymemes]

[kaedien]

video of the year

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually I was cornered by a plainclothes police officer who asked me why I had a bloody knife; I told him I was looking after it for my bogan cousin. He said, “You’re under arrest,” and I was like,, “No, I’m not, watch this,” and then I woke up.

[renrumm]

that’s a goddamned power move

[fuck-kirk]

My brother to his boyfriend: where are you going?

Boyfriend: well, I’M going SHOPPING. I’m gonna go buy MYSELF something for my birthday since YOU didn’t.

Brother: I told you, I got you a gift but it won’t be ready till Friday

Boyfriend : mhm, okay, sure

Me, knowing full well my brother got him an engagement ring and it’s getting sized and will be ready on Friday:

[superparadise-ghost]

this is so wholesome OP

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[somespicyshrimp]

what drink will bring the girls to my yard bc milkshakes bring the boys and that’s the last thing i want

[localstarboy]

“how’s life going?”

me:

[1dietcokeinacan]

This video is my lifeblood.

[wifipasswords-deactivated201908]

[no-chill-at-all]

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[medusagirlfriend-blog]

[entierradefrikis]

[colinquinn]

Me, after coming out of a decade of depression

[scandiumsky]

I’m such a slut for thunderstorms

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.