Abattoir Blues

The sun has come again to hold you.

[abattoir-bluess]

I was reading some hockey bros with their typical discussion about who is the better player, Bedard or Mack, and they were saying "Celebrini has HIS Will Smith, Connor doesn't" WELL FIND HIM A BOYFRIEND

[ipleasantgiver]

what the actual FUCK?!

and it’s getting published the day before his birthday???

imagine getting called gay by a book the day before your birthday, jesus

[abattoir-bluess]

so who is gonna find the original willamck fic

[abattoir-bluess]

No wonder why Mack tried to steal that stupid little nose.

[mrautomatic]

[dawg4aday]

mack stealing will's nose...

[abattoir-bluess]

If I were one of the stupid Tkachuk brothers and my first game of the season was against the San Jose Sharks, I’d spend the entire game chirping generational talent Macklin Celebrini, whispering in his ear, "I’m gonna fuck your cute boyfriend" just to get a reaction out of him.

[geekbar234]

THE SLIGHT HAND TOUCH??? THE DANCE??? THE LAUGH??? ARE WE SERIOUS???

[ormundshightower]

Help me, she prayed, send me a friend, a true knight to champion me.

[teal271]

[lavendericing]

tried a thing

[abattoir-bluess]

i still think about this everyday

[faeminten]

is this even something

[wingswin0516]

Potential new Willmack lore!! (Thank you anon who pointed it out and @fabasten for identifying the restaurant 🫶)

Will is likely wearing a hat from the restaurant in Vancouver where the Celebrini’s + Toff ate at for Mack’s birthday dinner last year (June 2025). 👀

ETA:

Here is the owner wearing the same hat in a different color

[smittencelery]

checked the street parking number right outside dovetail and it might really be from date night with aiden and acacia

[ohgodshutit]

just letting a guy feeling up his wife’s ass in front of his face

[abattoir-bluess]

VILE AND HORNY INDEED

[reveurciel]

the eyes, chico. they never lie.

[credits: emmiii_712 on tt!]

[cinnnnnnamon]

Right right right

[abattoir-bluess]

I personally think "vile horny vibe" is a beautiful description.

[brinimacks]

will forgetting they have an audience he’s been wanting to kiss his boy on the ice soo bad