[aegissi]

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

[hotboyproblems]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[cryingincrystals]

sorry I haven’t replied to ur texts I’ve been overwhelmed by literally anything that’s ever happened or will happen

[rihardgansey]

I might not be the coolest, smartest or prettiest but for sure I’m the sleepiest.

[the-togepi-man]

Ok but being in bed just feels SO GOOD

[why-d0-i-exist]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ripe]

[snowqueens]

[farinurlaubofficial-deactivated]

i love this cos it makes it sound like the dog made the rainbow. im so proud of her

[porterr-robinson]

[sushi-stims]

source

please credit me if you repost !

[sirfrogsworth]

[classicmeevs]

stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

[mikeyjamesk]

me: guys… don’t worry, i’ll handle this

me: *ruins everything*

[maliciousindungeon]

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

[maliciousindungeon]

UPDATE: another one came :'^)

[mossandsnalls]

pLEASE KEEP UPDATING IF MORE COME

[maliciousindungeon]

ANOTHER ONE

she was grooming it before i took the pics, but she stopped as soon as i got up to get my phone :(

[larchcoin]

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day