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[ladycyon]

Horsey Game is extremely good

[cloevr]

[aloeblooms]

(slaps Horsey Game) this bad boy can fit so many game mechanics in it. for example there's a crispr lab and a nuclear power plant and a saloon and an environmental researcher's field lab tent. and many breeds of horse such as (checks notes) alligator, tiger, giraffe, reindeer, antelope, rabbit, and. wait does that one say "person"? that can't be right. "car"? now i know that just simply couldn't be true. we're talking about horses here 🙂

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 22 hours 18 minutes

[theconcealedweapon]

This is why "eat the rich" is not a violent statement. Rich people literally kill others for their own profits. Any violence against rich people who do this is self defense.

This is also one of the many reasons why there are zero good cops. The nicest cop in existence would arrest someone for stealing to survive but would not arrest these greedy employers for killing for profit.

[shesnake]

also happy pride month to this banger

[leespinoodle]

I don't have my sound on right now, but I just know this is incredible

[birdship]

turns out the ultimate horse is a headless rectangle with a jetpack and rollerskates

[beatcroc]

my awesome instawin exploding horse

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[robs-your-robins]

I know most modern adaptations and comics have Thomas Wayne being a moral apathetic rich guy who finances questionable facilities, does morally incomprehensible research, cheats on his wife and is a prickle to his son and I get why, I just think it's lazy. Why can't Thomas be idealistic? Why can't Thomas be so hopeful that Gotham can be saved that those ideals settle in his son leading to the conflict within Bruce about Batman's role and how Thomas would disapprove of his methods? No, instead we got a vaguely shadowy figure who's gloomy advice rings in his son's ears and who's actions tear Bruce up? Let's have hopeless optimistic Thomas who despite spending his life under the weight of Gotham and days doing what good he can loves his wife and dances with her before they go to galas, plays with his son until they're both laughing their heads off, who plays shit like "Bad Moon Rising" while he's dropping his kid off at school or jokes with patients in recovery.

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[organicmatter]

guys i just found out about this site that does a daily guessing game, it’s phylogenetic wordle- so fun!!!

[nicoyarobin]

[star-mom-selkie]

happy pride month

[bulkhummus]

i know for a fact you have to sign in to enter any school if you do not work there, and especially if you are not a parent, so at some point Eva Stratt had Carl hold up his badge so she could march past a retired cop who acts as a security guard for the school and everyone watches, mouth agape, as the woman walked into Grace's classroom

it was end of day - teachers stay late. kids have afterschool activities. Stratt and Carl are not familiar faces, which would have every adults head on a swivel who worked in a school. people would notice.

and i just know the rumors in the faculty room went fucking HARD the next day when Grace didn't show up to work

[bulkhummus]

thinking more about grace as a teacher

Avoids the faculty room like the plague

His classroom is NOT organized, there is shit everywhere - but he knows exactly where everything is

Goes out for lunch every day to eat his sad little sandwich on a bench in the sun

his prep is a lunch period so kids are ALWAYS in his room while hes trying to like grace and do other shit

Gets to work pretty early to prep for the day but leaves the moment the EOD bell rings which gets looks from other teachers

will speak up at faculty meetings - he never has a problem being an informative bitch at a faculty meeting and everyone loves and hates him for it

will always raise his hand to go on stage when they ask for teacher volunteers at an assembly

his do nows all have to do with relevant and contemporary research that he himself is interested in and keeps tabs on

he always 'forgets' to take attendance so he can have kids who need a break from sitting to bring it down to the office

his coworkers are convinced he's gay because he doesn't talk about his personal life and has no kids and teachers are gossip junkies

he only makes administrators who come in and have no idea how schools actually run use his Dr. title, everyone else can call him Mr.

He gets stuck with teaching health so he treats the human body and all that it does like its alien and the kids go nuts for it

all tests are open book because he firmly believes in utilizing resources

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose