[ur-daily-inspiration]

[catchymemes]

[urdeadbestfriend]

notice how all of our recent wins have included the strategy of making shots on goal. do we think that we can continue making shots on goal.

[washingtoncapricorns]

This is my favorite tweet, maybe ever.

[classically-lit-memes4u]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[kidneybf-deactivated20220519]

girl help i cant remember whether it happened in 2020 or 2021-

[kidneybf-deactivated20220519]

this is the perfect description of 2021

[beggars-opera]

Do you ever get a wave of nostalgia for a hyperfixation that’s never coming back with the same sort of melancholy with which you mourn a lost childhood friend

[beggars-opera]

Like “you consumed my every waking moment for six entire months, and now I haven’t thought about you in years…I miss that passion”

[nifrequerne]

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

[everyoneinspaceisgay]

I hope they’re having a nice life

[ts-virgil-angst]

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

[darklingswhore]

It hurts.

[zoeyszone]

Listen… 😭😭😭😖

[midmorning-bomb]

I’m low-level worried I will die and leave unfinished fics all over the landscape, rotting in ditches. It’s why I’m usually pretty good about updating.

[eelizabit]

​♡♡♡

[silkymitts]

ENOUGH p*trick m*roon. We’ve progressed past the need for p*trick m*roon.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[gay-4-space]

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[roaringstream]

[heddy]

Capitals vs Penguins | January 17, 2021

[fruitffish-deactivated20250218]

Excerpts for a 1920's newspaper during the Spanish Flu

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[demetris-left-shoe]

bella: I can’t talk rn I’m doing hot girl shit 

[valnichushkin]

“Everyone has rude fans”

Idk about y’all but I’ve never seen a rude Florida Panthers fan

[molegan-deactivated20180823]

i’ve never seen a florida panthers fan

[umlindsay]

Literally just... imagine waking up in a world where Tr*mp is no longer president.. that sounds so incredibly sexy to me

[antigonehappy]

like to charge reblog to cast

[rakhna]

Sharks live in salt water because pepper water would make them sneeze