abi j

professional playlist maker.

[doppopoet-deactivated20220517]

[ptsilenthill]

I’m not fucking around anymore I want this so badly I need this my skin burns and when I close my eyes I see sid and manny and I see myself in sid

[nutwit]

That's not Manny that's Diego do you have any respect for the ice age franchise? Suffer in your sad little lovedrunk deathbed

[ptsilenthill]

what if I killed myself

[curseworm]

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

[adulthoodisokay]

you can’t get sentences like this anywhere else

[fairweathermyth]

Words of Wisdom with Alexis Rose

[historicaltimes]

US Marines listening to the news of Japan’s surrender on the radio,1945

via reddit

[riben-deactivated20230922]

wit his whole booty ass out that’s real patriotism hope you enjoy your golden corral discount brother HH

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[lavendersage]

there is a small ceramic frog where my brain should be

[unclefather]

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s so broke

[elevenspower]

who

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

the girl reading this

[wychelm]

is this something

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass

[1st-1]

Me: *winks at the sky* for the aliens

[mobian-fr]

what is “lore”

[mobian-fr]

[thesewersof-paris]

there are so many really great REALLY INFORMATIVE guides like this on Instagram.

here's one from @courtneyahndesign (on insta)

[iiteman]

[transhumanesque-deactivated2020]

the fact that jellyfish are dumb as bricks instead of having a subtle intelligence as befits their elegant aesthetics is pretty funny actually

they could be these beautiful beings worthy of a deep respect but they're just fucking bags of slop

[kata4a]

oh like you’re not

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

a video compilation of me attempting to do anything

[spudinacup]

I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands 

[keatonpatti]