Yawning Moose

I'm a gamer, very found of cute things, funny things, the internet in general, and noms. Oh, the noms... Enjoy the lulz and silliness .

[daddydaddario]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Warlock: I move closer and grip my arcane focus tighter.

Monk (OOC): Ooh, you grip it tighter~

Warlock (OOC): Shut up! Arcane focus is not a euphemism!

Ranger (OOC): It sounds like one. “You wanna see my arcane focus~?”

Warlock (OOC): I’ll give you something to look at. The eldritch blast headed straight for your face.

DM: That could be a euphemism too.

Ranger (OOC): Somebody needs to write a fanfic that includes the line “His arcane focus released an eldritch blast all over her.”

[weloveshortvideos]

When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home 

[classinwhilesassin]

I am so impressed

[surprisebitch]

this is the best one

[lovelustquotes]

[thelilnan]

tis the season

[gypsums]

friends: why are you single? me screaming inside: IM FUCKING UGLY me: idk I just don’t have the time for anyone

[thecutestofthecute]

[marauders4evr]

Do you know what movie was a really great movie when it came to representation? Well, I’ll tell you.

The Emperor’s New Groove.

Yeah, I’m serious.

Every single character was POC:

One of the main characters was a supportive, gentle, and loving husband/father at a time when the absentee/jerk dad was popular:

Plus there’s the awesome body-types! And speaking of bodies, all of the female characters have different designs:

And Chicha (Pacha’s wife) destroys the trope of the typical nagging housewife and is both extremely supportive and extremely hilarious:

And the main female villain is hilarious:

There’s no romance at all. Instead, the “love” that’s formed is a platonic, familial, one. Can you say ‘found families’? Because I can’t say it nearly enough. Found family morals are the best!

Also this scene:

In conclusion, this movie was great, its sequel was great, its series was great, and it’s a shame that tumblr only remembers it as the movie where the POC main character (bitch which one?) turns into an animal.

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[gucciluxe-deactivated20171106]

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

[ro1s3es]

Cause I learned a long time ago that people just seem to like me more when I just shut up and listen and even more so me speaking in most relationships have been some of my most regrettable moments... what the fuck ever tho.

[bientoyagua]

if you were previously homophobic but realize you were wrong: that’s ok, u are learning if you are struggling with internalized misogyny: that’s ok too, keep fighting to overcome the sexism that society perpetuates if you were accidentally trans phobic but are fixing it: great, we need everyone on our side if at any point u were wrong and are trying to fix it: we accept you and we were all there. keep working to be a good person

[prinz-der-nacht-deactivated2018]

Yes. Not everyone is born liberal. Many people are raised by racist or homophobic parents. Not their fault they end up that way for a little while. Ya just gotta learn eventually.

[7-aliens]

!!! this is so important, do not attack people for their ignorance, educate them. it’s a lot more beneficial

[sartreslut]

[booksfunquotes]

[catsdogsgifs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[neutralmuds]

[meme-fire]