dumb bitch rights

i’m abbie :O lesbian • she/her • illiterate header by @plantmlk

[post--grad]

i am absolutely dragging myself through grading my last 6 papers, it is 9:30pm, and one of my favorite students has just used the phrase “Satan and his Gucci gang” in his milton essay

[post--grad]

[11rooks]

Give Hector an A

[ghosststory]

heterophobia is not cute…

[27388394949494949492-deactivate]

i hate the straights and i am so fucking sexy

[astonishmaint]

me @ tumblr

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

HOO!

thanks it worked

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

……you can go now

[evilkakyoin]

[mad--house]

[gros-patapouf]

Pip Boy but it's shit.

[ernsts-9th-blog]

Talk shit about windows98 again and I'll fuck

[huntrad-chadcel]

Thats a rather unique threat

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[glonnvalleydruid]

Eldest Council

[xeppeli]

pee pee on salami. call that salapee.

[kasaneteto]

do you take advice

[xeppeli]

Yes

[kasaneteto]

Ok

[xeppeli]

Thank you

[kasaneteto]

Thank you

[feelinggood11]

Bad news… my peter (Means dick..) Is hard which means… yep i got an eraction o_o

[nickiminay-deactivated20191122]

Oh no, when do you have to move out? :(

[sonicrainbooms]

i may be a fucking idiot but at least i can understand donald duck

[sonicrainbooms]

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[transselkie]

Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you are in fact the one losing

[rcktpwr]

we all need to fuck

[acoolguy]

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

[bobacupcake]

mine, and i cannot stress this enough, craft

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! ooooo shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!!!

my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

[the-tree-line]

thanks dad

[littlegardengnomethings]

[wolfsteax]

he can keep it