Abbi

I'm Abbi, and I like people, places, and things

[pdrennan]

so my three year old niece is over and it’s storming ferociously outside and I just hear her in the kitchen complaining about robots

like that’s what she’s afraid of while a tornado forms outside

robots

[pdrennan]

SO I’ve been referring to people in my life here in personal posts since I signed on this website and none of you know who they are to me and I want to give you some context about my life so without further adieu

Sean: Childhood best friend since 1st grade. Funniest person of my world.

Ted:...

[abbily-blog]

I never know what to say when he's actually being nice!

[patrickquotes-blog]

"Long story short, what was probably a gallon of piss stewing in my toilet was the culprit"

(via patrickquotes)

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[ilovecharts]

[gobblechopstv]

[alisonzai]

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

[fuckyeahbradneely]

Dear Reader by ~DrBeard

[abbily-blog]

Just a dollar would help so much. These guys have a great vision in mind, and will go on to do great things. Just think of the bragging rights you'll have if you help fund the first project these guys do before they become rich and famous. One dollar guys. That would fucking rock.

[abbily-blog]

I do what I want

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"All right, I'm on the pill, my IUD and diaphragm are in, you're wearing a condom, and you got that vasectomy, right? Well, just to be safe, we should do anal"

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Nobody likes me cause I'm 23

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My first crocheted hat. Also, the first thing I've crocheted that didn't end up lumpy.

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This is great in so many ways

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"If I had gas and eggs and mix, I would bake a cake, bring it to you, say fuck the cake and bring you a bottle of whiskey instead"

Derek. The false hopes of whiskey got me through yesterday.

[lookatthisfuckingperson]

Look at this fucking person wearing flip-flops.

[abbily-blog]

Ahahaha, thank you Nate, for submitting this gem of me. 

[abbily-blog]

my math clock just broke, so I guess I'll make this one