Je suis un ananas

Alexandra. Hi.

[abbxaeaa]

Hi.

I just want to say that january 6th was my birthday, and while for the last maybe 10 years I hated it I really tried to make it a good one for me this year.

In my pre birthday I made caramel sauce, I went out for dinner with my sister, we drank beer and smoked weed. On my brithday it rained and I baked a cake, I went out with my dad, my siblings and my stepmother, I had some beers with a friend and drove around. For the post birthday I had lunch with my friends at home, we ate the cake, I put on a dress, we went for ice cream and then chilled at my friend’s house, then another friend came to visit and we cuddle for a bit, he told me about his plans for the future, we drank coffee.

[chicken-fluff-butts]

[lildump-deactivated20180705]

chiggins in the sun

[bloomflowersbloom]

This is what life is about

[naamahdarling]

I didn’t know chickens LOUNGE!

[eternalroommates]

Castiel, Cowboy of the Lord.

[abbxaeaa]

The other day I was sitting at my table on my workout clothes, eating a burguer, high off my ass, and I couldn’t stop thinking: “I’m a university teacher“.

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[abbxaeaa]

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[abbxaeaa]

M I ♥ K A

[abbxaeaa]

THERE WAS A HUGE HAILSTORM MORE THAN A WEEK AGO AND I HAVEN’T HAD INTERNET EVER SINCE AND I HAVE TO PROWL FOR WIFI BUT I STILL CAN’T WATCH CASA MIKA

[abbxaeaa]

Dita von Teese.... is going to be.... in Casa Mika.....

[profound-boning]

alex8calvert

[abbxaeaa]

Umm what the fuck... how do those people not know who Mika is??

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

Lito can be a bit of a handful sometimes. Drama queen? Definitely.

[freezingdesert]

Dear people learning German

please be aware that the correct way to replace ä, ö, ü, ß is turning them into ae, oe, ue, and ss, not just taking the dots away or typing “B”.

Otherwise you can get things like,

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwül heute.” = “The weather is very hot and humid today.”

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwul heute.” = “The weather is very gay today.”

[animentality]

well I now know how to call the weather gay

[miss-cath]

So, it’s like in Polish. 

“Zrobić łaskę” means “Do mercy to someone”

but

“Zrobić laskę” means “Make a blowjob”.

[tuonenjoutsenen]

I cannot think of a case where removing the dots of ä and ö in Finnish would result in something naughty (if you can, please contribute) but the same thing applies, ä and ö are completely different from a and o, and one does not simply remove the dots.

[kainoliero]

Finnish:

Näin appelsiineja = I saw oranges.

Nain appelsiineja = I fucked oranges.

[spockiee]

its even worse in turkish doe cus like

Sık dişini?? Hang in there/Endure

Sik dişini?? Literally just fuck your tooth

that’s it

amazing

[britishpineapple]

Even in Spanish: Feliz año nuevo = happy new year Feliz ano nuevo = happy new butthole

[howlnatural]

Irish: 

Tá mo chroí briste = My heart is broken.

Tá mo chroí bríste = My heart is trousers.

[ladydrace]

Danish:

Bølle = thug

Bolle = fucking

[allthingslinguistic]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a language that uses diacritics must have a minimal pair with and without diacritics that means something rude. 

[zathuraroy5]

@mahalsbutt I can’t think of anything in french, please tell me there’s something (btw it was a whole adventure trying to find you again, did not see when you changed your name XD)

[mahalsbutt-deactivated20171109]

@xupz the french need naughty help

[handern]

there’s nothing in french because our accents are meaningless and if you take them out not only doesn’t it change the pronunciation of the word but it doesn’t change the meaning of the word either we really just use accents for the aes

[godshipsit]

[ellafrancessanders-deactivated2]

[nevver]

Ella Frances Sanders

[yourfavoritedirector]

goodbye, cas

[standingcowrrdly]

y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real???

[fairygrasstype]

this post fucked me up