abigail

[abbystine]

[abbystine]

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

[haramzayn-blog]

TJE SMELL OF HIS COLON

[buzzfeed]

[zellah7]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

im scared of having kids because they have to be 12 years old at some point 

[afirahs]

[thotcommunity-deactivated201709]

ryan reynolds’ tweets about his daughter are my absolute favorite

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[wolftyla]

stressed. — lemon balm tea. bloated. — peppermint tea. slow metabolism. — green tea. nauseous. — ginger tea. sleepless nights. — chamomile tea. common cold. — elderflower tea.

[lalalalyndsey]

[xiousextro]

I SPIT MY DRINK OUT

[snorlaxatives]

garlic memes??? i feel like his has such a niche audience but i feel it

[vine-blog]

Swaggin on you

[stlouisramz]

[princessrhcenyra]

[billyteddys]

so i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned chris pratt my dad sighs and says “I dont know how parents could be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent” and i sat there looking really confused and he just whispered “crisp rat.”

[audreyii-fic]

and now i will never hear anything else

[kritrim-deactivated20141207]