💞💕💞💕💞💕

[chefpyro]

[glumshoe]

HEY YOU

stop picking at your lip

[glumshoe]

and you, over there? leave your cuticles alone. 

[glumshoe]

and don’t touch that weird bump at the back of your scalp, for fuck’s sake

[glumshoe]

so much as think about biting the inside of your cheeks and I will come to your house and Get you

[thetenderpassion]

[allmylittlewordstpp-deactivated]

[goingtobuffalo]

lol at how gay people think they’re oppressed…..walk a mile in a minecraft youtuber’s shoes and tell me how you feel then 🙄😑

[verticallinetest]

👀💅🏽☕️

[miridai]

it’s a me, marco

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[blairwitchh]

u think ur on a first name basis with mr. krabs

[c3po]

man 2008 had some bangers!!!!!!

[slimetony]

there was a financial crisis

[c3po]

sorry i was like 11 i only remember the bangers 

[ellajelichoconnor]

[alexander]

[chudobs]

i’m gonna lose my mind

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

guess who my favourite character is 

[kony2012official]

This is the funniest thing in my life right now

[great-tweets]

[source]

[catwithbenefits]

[gluten-free-pussy]

When you’re not straight, dating is a lot like trying to get a job: either you try online or get a referral from a friend

[pardonmewhileipanic]

omfg its true

[tabularojo]

Straight dating can be that way too, especially if you’re not outgoing

[gluten-free-pussy]

Okay but like you can literally walk to the grocery store and find your potential mate without fear of judgement or being harmed. I can’t just walk into a Home Depot and shout “anybody queer in here?” So yeah

[purplefawn13]

Who the fuck goes to home depot to find a partner

[gluten-free-pussy]

The Lesbians™

[lostinthevalleyofdolls]

[romansroys]

put this in the MoMA

[goth-aunt]

This me reading you guys post

[hi-imkingdavid]

Lmfao this accuracy