lick my dick like a what

ed sheeran has been standing outside staring at my house for hours. he wont leave. we tried calling the police but we think he chewed through our phone lines somebody please help im scared

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???

[grandtheft-autotune]

Excuse me?!

[pressure-applied]

[cowboysuggest]

big ol butt. cowboy slut. looking at spurs, makes me nut. leather boots, assless chaps. give my big, butt a slap. and now you know, the cowboy rap.

in cowboy town we say this instead of the pledge of allegiance

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[lovingrot]

pixie sticks but theyre filled with dirt

[jaylarkson]

Hey op do you take constructive criticism

[lovingrot]

not from people with jacksepticeye profile pictures

[susanissarah22]

okay but he got roasted

[lovingrot]

they sure did, “hetaliagirl15”

[accidxntal]

what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”

[acoolguy]

girl: *shows me the tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue trick*

me: do that to my weenger

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy

deep roy

[time-sponges]

Deep roy the chocolate boy

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small furries

[taquito]

[petzel]

as a young child i lacked the comprehension for an episode of veggie tales so for three years of my life my vision of god was this. god appeared to me in the form of frankencelery.

[stumph]

soul punk woof

[woodmeat]

[tonyhawksunderground2-blog]

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

[woodmeat]

I had beef wit somone

[nyctosaurid]

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i wish tommorow was friday bluh

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This is why they disabled replies

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