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[jaylarkson]

Masterlist

The masterlist to my fanfictions (please let me know if the links don’t work)

I write for a lot of fandoms, so just shoot me an ask and I’ll do my best!

Antisepticeye x reader

Stomach Pains and found Voices

Beauty and the killer

Anti x nb!reader hcs

Hot chocolate and rainy cuddles

Jacksepticeye x reader

Nightclub numbers

Darkiplier x reader

Self-esteem hit drabble

Sam Winchester x reader

Tables and drawings

Tension and supply runs

Where they kiss you- preferences

Sam with a contortionist S/O hcs

Falling in shots

Dean Winchester x reader

Where they kiss you- preferences

Dean’s Leather Jacket

New Year’s

Kisses and Cars

Castiel x reader

Rings and dinners

Sherlock Holmes x reader

Period pains and snuggles

Benedict Cumberbatch x reader

Pizza and Rome

Boaz Priestly x reader

Hands and kisses

Barry Allen x reader

Faces and Coffee

Harry Potter and the slapped butt retaliation

Avengers x reader

Avengers preferences- their nickname for you

Loki x reader

Dream of love

Mistaken Identities

[mewochy]

decide her fate

put into a small little bed

pelt with 483 tomatoes

highschool calculus class

Voting ended onApr 2, 2025

[mewochy]

calculus class won the vote! good luck kitty youre really gonna need it

[animentality]

[autistic-coded]

growing up being autistic but not knowing is just *hiding in room while people are over* *getting tired and needing to recharge after the smallest chores* *getting called a gifted kid* *knowing that you’re “weird” because people are making fun of you but not knowing how to stop being weird* *having adults tell you how “mature” you are* *getting in trouble for not doing work* *convincing yourself that you’re just lazy and stupid because you can’t make yourself do work* *getting really invested in “weird” media*

[deathbyrose]

[i-am-a-fish]

I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do

[monkiemango]

DO NOT STAY I BED WHATEVER YOU DO THE EUPHORIA WILL DRAIN FROM YOU BODY AND YOU WILL BE LEFT MORE TIRED THAN BEFORE. ABORT. ABORT. GET OUT OF BED AND GO SIT IN THE SUN BEFORE IT DRAGS YOU BACK.

[i-am-a-fish]

woah, bed feels even more comfy than normal....

[kaijuno]

As fucked up and traumatized and emotionally unavailable as my father was… he fuckin tried. He tried so goddamn hard. Went to PARENTING CLASSES on HIS OWN. Taught himself HOW TO READ so he could read me bedtime stories. He taught me how to be independent. How to stand up for myself. How to fight back. He taught me how to not need men like him.

[kaijuno]

My dad broke down in fucking tears once because he wasn’t doing (in his estimation) a good enough job of braiding my hair before school

[kaijuno]

This fucking guy got dumped by my mom in the middle of the night. She just fucking ditched both of us. He became an alcoholic from the pain, can’t blame him. But then he saw the way it was hurting me. And he pulled his shit together. HIMSELF. No rehab. No AA. Stupid motherfucker went cold turkey at home alone except for me and I held his hands while he begged god for mercy through his DTs.

[kaijuno]

[kaijuno]

Dad would fuckin play Mockingbird for me because he was so bad with words and needed me to know how he felt.

[depsidase]

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes 

“i love bible”

[xain-russell]

It’s almost like taking an invested interest in what your children enjoy will help you understand them.

[wildflower182]

that addition might be the most savage call out i’ve ever seen

[despazito]

[dreamsy990]

[withloveady]

“The way we talk to our children becomes their inner voice”

— Peggy O’Mara (via sacredfootprints)

[tokoyamisstuff]

my 2 year old woke up in the middle of the night and just repeated “I’m safe, I’m brave, I’m loved” until she fell back asleep brb bawling my fucking eyes out

[cryoud]

Fake Dating but at the end it’s still fake and they both walk away from it with their friendship as strong as ever

[cryoud]

There was only one bed and they shared it without problems because they’re both adults that can be normal about intimacy

[write-on-world]

[for-the-freaks-and-geeks]

[thetoxiczombie]

This panic happens like every few months.

[memehumor]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!

[queerofthedagger]

it's already humiliating when you get into new media, take one look at a character, and know that one's gonna be living in your head indefinitely, but it's absolutely nothing compared to looking at a character and thinking eh i don't think i'd ever have strong feelings about that one he's kinda boring and then he sits quietly in the back of your brain poking idly at synapses and thoughts every once in a while until one day you wake up and realise oh. oh fuck. category 5 blorbo moment, how the ever loving fuck did this happen to me

[jaylarkson]

im wide awake for no reason fml someone put me down