[kztrl]

don’t tag this as anything. after calculating all my other bills coming out i actuallydon’t have enough money to pay my car payment! i had to drop everything and drive 12 hours round trip on friday for a death in the family and it fucked me over worse than i thought it fucking could!

i owe $220.95 by 7/22. please help a disabled indigenous lesbian out, i can’t afford anything to happen to my car.

ca / vm / bmac

here’s my cat tax, meet Chair Relocation Expert

[kztrl]

hey so talking to my girlfriend they said they’d be able to spot me $100 so if anyone can help with the $122 that’d be really cool. talking to my bank to let them know i’m most likely going to be late already but i’d really really rather not

[kztrl]

Hi. Still nothing. Anything would be appreciated

[kztrl]

i’m officially late on my payment . i have until the 1st before i’m penalized 👍

[capacity]

I wish you can hug me and say everything’s going to be okay

Girl we are fucked

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[cikero]

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

[cikero]

[bonyassfish]

No place for a little seal

[killapunk]

i feel like we've completely killed the ability to just gently tell someone when they're wrong or that their opinions don't pass the vibe check. we have to accommodate every single type of person and all their dogshit opinions OR we have to drive them off the internet, no in between

[killapunk]

like you should be able to tell someone hey i think this belief you hold is harmful and i kindly ask you to reconsider your position or something instead of being like well you're toxic and everyone should dogpile you until you die or just being like welllllll it's not my business teehee they can perpetuate whatever they want

[killapunk]

conversely i think we've also killed the ability to accept this kind of gentle criticism lol people just run to hide behind their identities .. im literally neurodivergent and a minor

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[creamsicle-art]

me when therse apple slices at the function

[redpandarascal]

[onthegreatsea]

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[cheese-sample-official]

[newsiegacademia]

obsessed with this yt shorts thumbnail

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[mayhamster]

Holy fuck

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[queen-neyde]

edamame beans

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo