HOBO DUMPSTER

Currently playing: Literally anything Currently watching: The Umbrella Academy Currently trying to survive the apocalypse

[skopostheorie]

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they’re all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that’s so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it’s where everywhere on tv is.

[skopostheorie]

[ceruleanwarbler2]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

[skopostheorie]

do you think i know what ohio is

[skopostheorie]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[wrenhavenriver]

#destroyed

[hatepotion]

me time

[crow--teeth]

October is the month of being horny for vampires on main

[awsugar]

bold of you to assume i’m not horny for vampires on main year round

[slavicupid]

*slaps my neck* come get yall juice

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[theawesomeadventurer]

[vivienvalentino]

ANASTASIA 1997 | Don Bluth & Gary Goldman

[fieldtomatoes]

happy fall

[blondiepoison]

Gwendoline Christie attends the 71st Emmy Awards in Los Angeles, California (September 22, 2019)

[shortvideosandstuff]

[clinicallycool]

Cats that look at gay people

[nepofledgling]

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

[dib]

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

[zim]

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

[dib]

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[childlikemperor]

did anybody else grow up bein that one friend who was in the group but not really IN the group??? like your friends would go places and throw parties and not invite u n stuff????? idk that really fucked up my self esteem hbu

[terpsikeraunos]

anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon

[variste]

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

this is an academia call out post and i’m here for it

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[norseminuteman]

HaHa

[spartanlocke]

recognition,

realization,

fear.

[kr1g]

Demolish the nuclear family norm. Destroy the idea that your only option is to live alone until you move in with a romantic partner with the intention of marrying.

Realize that burdens are easier shared, and humans aren’t solitary creatures. Remember that living with others you can share resources, share skills, share responsibility.

If you are dreading the idea of living alone, realize you don’t have to.

Move in with your friends, create your own little commune. Support eachother and split costs. Complement eachothers shortcomings. Be there for eachother. Coexist.

[shouty-y]

The artist and their muse ✨