Cornfed and Confused

Bi father of cats.

[selfship-quotes]

I love soulmates but also this-

[qilingxiong]

[lamignonette]

[charl0ttan]

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

[natalieironside]

For a long time I thought them things was called tagalogs and I wondered why they named a girl scout cookie after a Austronesian language

[natalieironside]

Seeing the samoas did not help

[shivtomdivorce]

omg piranesi animated adaptation !!!!

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[laurenillustrated]

Mystery Inc. but it’s the 1890s

Who had late Victorian Scooby Doo on their 2024 bingo card? Hmm?

The idea came to me when I was thinking about Sherlock Holmes and then remembered the iconic mystery solving gang hehe

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.

[roseforviolet]

[dailyworldcinema]

Good Bye, Lenin! (2003)

[abductease]

To the guy who called my college girlfriend a "beard",

That college girlfriend went on to become my husband so I don't know if he was my beard or I was his but he has a beard of his own now.

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

it's small talk TO YOU. i'm heavily interested in climate change and you have no idea how deep this conversation about the weather today will get

[angelasscribbles]

Neurodivergent Things

[unsadme]

guerrillatech:

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

apologizing to guests at my son's brutalist themed birthday party because the cake is a concrete block

[pumpomulos]

[abductease]

Get a spore print first