Underage Thinking

Hey I'm Abram! I'm 19, go to Walton University, enjoy long walks on the beach and playing nintendo. I'm also in love with a girl named Elizabeth Pierce.

[abe-saunders]

Park and stuff || Lizbram

[lizzie--pierce-blog]

Oh gosh, I hope so. We’ll be the type of parents to say, “You’re grounded!” And then take it back five minutes later and give her ice cream as an apology. -she laughed with him and looked around, making sure she wasn’t forgetting anything- Can you grab her bag, please? -she asked, not wanting to put Lucy down bc cute- Probably! Oh my gosh, we’re probably already giving her ideas, then! Don’t listen to anything I said about you using your adorableness to bribe us, okay? -she said the last part to Lucy before looking at Abe with a guilty expression and laughing- Ready? 

[abe-saunders]

Well we were pretty good kids, maybe she'll be a good kid too and she'll just naturally obey the rules because that's what good babies do, right Lucy? -he looked down at her, and moved her chin a little with his thumb to make her nod- See, she's agreeing with me. -Reaching over for her baby bag and put it on his shoulder. He glanced down at the pink frilly bag and then looked back up at Lizzie- I'm glad we picked such a manly baby bag. -He joked- Look at her, she's smiling at you right now to make you believe she's not going to do anything, but underneath that baby grin she's plotting against us already! We'll get Eleanor and Ryker to come discipline her if we really need help, they probably won't be distracted by her cuteness. -he nodded, wrapping his arm around Lizzie and walking towards the door- 

[abe-saunders]

Park and stuff || Lizbram

[lizzie--pierce-blog]

-Lizzie pushed her hair out of her face and rubbed her eyes a bit, trying to dismiss her sleepy demeanor. She grinned over at their child and then nodded, looking back to Abram- You’re totally right, though. She’s gonna be impossible to punish when she’s older and I think she already knows she’s adorable. -Lucy giggled as if on cue and Lizzie grinned, getting up and picking her up- Don’t you, Goosey? You’re gonna use your looks to your advantage, I can feel it. -she laughed before walking over and slipping into her shoes, then putting shoes on Lucy and a lil jacket cuz gettin cold-

[abe-saunders]

She is. So hopefully she's a good goose so we don't have to discipline her cause I don't think we'll be able to do a good job of it because we'll end up feeling bad. -he laughed, standing up from the ground once Lizzie picked Lucy up and grabbed a hoodie for himself, pulling it on then sliding on some shoes, and smiled to himself as he heard Lizzie talking to Lucy- Just wait till she's able to talk back! She'll probably be able to talk faster than most babies because we talk to her so much. She probably already knows what we're saying!

[abe-saunders]

Park and stuff || Lizbram

[lizzie--pierce-blog]

-Lizzie had been watching Abe and Lucy play on the floor for almost a half hour before she dozed off, basically passing out on the couch. Having a newborn plus attending college classes still was a task in its own, and she was tired. Lizzie made some sort of noise when he tapped her foot, only snuggling up into the couch a little more until she felt his breath on her ear and she jumped a bit, feeling shivers going down her spine- What?! -she sat up, looking around frantically before laughing and turning back to him- PSSTTTTT, ABRAM! What do you need? -she smiled-

[abe-saunders]

-Abram smiled down at her when she shivered and laughed a bit. He almost felt bad for waking her up because he knew how exhausted she was from their new baby, but he didn't want to leave her out of the plans he had just made with Lucy. He kissed her forehead when she woke up and grinned- Lucy told me she wants to go to the park and I think we should take her cause how do you expect me to say no to that sweet face? -he looked over to Lucy, smiling just cause she was super presh in the bunny outfit- 

[abe-saunders]

Park and stuff || Lizbram

-Abram laid on the floor, making faces at Lucy, and whispering random things that didn't make any sense just to make her laugh. After a little while he crawled over to Lizzie and peeked his head over the couch, tapping her foot a little to wake her up. When she didn't, he crawled around the corner of the couch he pressed his lips to her ear- PSTTTTTTTT. LIZZIEEEEE.

[ihavenofuckinclueman]

[fcku-eleanor]

 A FIBLET

[abe-saunders]

You obviously tell a lot of fibs. 

[fcku-eleanor]

HOW DARE YOU LIE IN A RELATIONSHIP

[abe-saunders]

IT'S NOT LYING IT'S A FIB. HARDLY A FIB. A FIBBET. 

[fcku-eleanor]

*gasp* I’m not sure if I can do that, Abe.

[abe-saunders]

BUT I DON'T WANT TO NUDE MODEL SO HE HAS MY REAL BODY ON HIM. 

[fcku-eleanor]

Ummmmm he has a few issues with the nudity……you two should have a chat about that since I don’t wanna get in the middle of your love for each other xoxoxo

[abe-saunders]

Why? Is it because it's not going to be my actual body? I can understand that. We're just going to have to lie Eleanor. But don't tell him I don't want to ruin our relationship with a lie. 

[lizzie--pierce-blog]

She’s a Goosey Goober! She’s so cute, I can’t believe it. She laughed pretty hard when Patrick dropped his pants, too, so we know she laughs pretty easily, which is probably a good thing because then we might seem hilarious to her. 

[abe-saunders]

So she's like a goose peanut! I don't know if there's such things as those but it works for her. Well that is a funny part. Especially when he runs around and starts crying and trips and falls. She'll probably think we're the most hilarious people she's ever met. Granted she's only met like 6 people, but I think we're at the top of the funny list. I think she likes our nonsense talk. 

[lizzie--pierce-blog]

I can’t believe how giggly she was with it, oh gosh.

[abe-saunders]

I know. Especially during the part where they're in Goofy Goober's! I think she is a goofy goober. We're going to have to make sure to not let her have too many goofy goober ice cream party boats like Spongebob and Patrick had. 

[fcku-eleanor]

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

[abe-saunders]

If we weren't sure already, I think this guarantee's she my child. But how are you Eleanor? DID YOU DRAW RYKER'S TATTOO ALREADY CAUSE I WANNA SEE IT. 

[abe-saunders]

Lucy decided today her favorite movie is the Spongebob movie. I have to say I agree with her. 

[fcku-eleanor]

It will most definitely be part of my final project. I gotta side with Lizzie on that one, but we can use our imagination for that glorious tattoo. I will make so much money off this design. In fact, I should be a tattoo artist after all of this. The word “Rabe” will circle all around it in pretty cursive because only the best. What if you’re naked eating pizza in the portrait?

[abe-saunders]

But wouldn't it be cool to be that big? I could scare people by just looking at them! That's all I ask. You'll probably become rich just because people want you to make them that design over and over again. You should! That'd be kind of awesome actually. But that's going to be on Ryker's tattoo! I don't want to copy his. Plus I don't think I could sit still long enough to get an entire portrait done, I'd probably end up randomly flailing around and get a random line down my back. 

[fcku-eleanor]

Oh of course, I wouldn’t use any other body except one with so many muscles that he can barely turn his head. My artistic genius is at it again, whuddup. What about your tattoo?

[abe-saunders]

Perfect! Lizzie told me I'm never allowed to get that big but we can pretend it's the truth. You should take the design when you're done and put it in your art gallery. People will probably want to buy it. It's just going to say Rabe. If you could make the letters look like pieces of pizza that would be awesome. 

[fcku-eleanor]

I can use that face and attach it to a naked portrait, then have the word RABE circle around the picture????

[abe-saunders]

You should use a body builder's body because I'm sure that would look pretty realistic. But yes, that's perfect. I bet Ryker will love the design. He probably won't even be able to wait for it to be finished! 

[fcku-eleanor]

YES YES I AM AND IT’S GONNA BE AWESOME TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT

[abe-saunders]

Well Ryker is going to get a giant portrait of me on his back. I would like it to be this picture:

Or a nude full body portrait. Whichever you're more comfortable with drawing. 

Then I'm going to get RABE across my chest in giant letters.