TF You Want?

Babies come outta the butt, right? "Yah"

[sluttydilf-deactivated20160731]

[thebhoywiththearabstrap]

[stability]

[weirdnessisgood]

[abecker1215]

Heeeeey boy 💁

[yourangelonline]

[abecker1215]

Bout to smash right through this motherfucka

[tastefullyoffensive]

[curxio]

[abecker1215]

When your mom says she's "disappointed in you"

[de4dbl0g-deactivated20191110]

[spockvarietyhour]

don’t let the tiny wheel distract you from the fact that there’s a chain across the passenger side seat, which I’m gonna assume is the seatbelt.

[babyanimalpic]

[stability]

[abecker1215]

This is fucking genius!

[reshipped]

when you block your ex on everything so he tries to message you on paypal

[abecker1215]

ACCEPT THE DAMN PENNY

[abecker1215]

Ok, but I'd be attractive too if I could cover up half my face with a beard

[obviousplant]

[still-loyal]

“You’re too young to be in love" 

let me just remind you that when Romeo and Juliet met ,Romeo was 16 and Juliet was 13.

[tuesday]

Bro. Six people died and it lasted three days

[abecker1215]

but what a 3 days it was

[fdsmfvsamld9009309mo-deactivate]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who will drag you outside at 3 am to look at the stars

[jordynslefteyebrow]

If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life