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mercifulkid-blog

You are a brick tied to me that’s dragging me down

Strike a match and I’ll burn you to the ground

We are the jack-o-lanterns in July

Setting fire to the sky

Here comes this rising tide

So come on

#*promo #out of monologing #*self promo

chxiaroscuro-blog

D –> The more appropriate approach would be the one who wants to know to introduce themselves first, as e%ample

D –> But i will indulge you and say my name

D –> I am equius zahhak

D —> Who are you

aberrantguide-blog

..... Lovely. A Zahhak. The name’s Aranea Serket.

#chxiaroscuro #Her advice;;

gapingstabwound

+1

@aberrantguide

who in the goddamn hell

aberrantguide-blog

Wow, alright. Hell of a way to introduce oneself. You may call me Aranea.

#gapingstabwound #Her advice;;

OH YEAH, OF COURSE MA’AM! I’M CLUBS DEUCE BUT, YOU CAN CALL ME CLUBS OR DEUCE. I GUESS I PREFER MALE PRONOUNS IF YOU PLEASE, AND WHAT I DO IS..WELL…I DON’T LIKE TO BRAG BUT I’M A BIT OF AN EXPLOSIVES ‘EXPERT’.

I do hope that I can say it’s nice to meet you.

That sounds rather... impressive.

#Her advice;;#hatsbombsandcanes

I just realized that literally everything in this game is a pun. Even Toriel’s name. She’s the damn tutorial level.

#Her advice;;

oppositestuck-vriska started following you

Another alternate of Vriska?

#oppositestuck-vriska #This is 8eginning to get a 8it tiring.#Her advice;;#greeter

makaraville started following you

Oh, a8solutely lovely. A Makara. Nice to meet you, I hope.

#makaraville #greeter #Her advice;;

I swear to every god and some demons, the next asshole to talk a8out reverse oppresion around me as if it’s a real thing and not just some 8ullshit is going to get sta88ed.

#Namely 8y me.#violence//#Her advice;;

punny-bones-deactivated20160305

* that’s interesting. * you must be pretty smart then, eh?

aberrantguide-blog

That was implied, yes.

#Good. I wasn't sure.#punny-bones #Her advice;;

punny-bones-deactivated20160305

* alright, good. ‘cause other than that, i got nothing. * anything interesting about you, since we’re on the subject?

aberrantguide-blog

Well, for starters, I have an IQ of a8out one hundred and eighty.

#Does that count?#Her advice;;#punny-bones

punny-bones-deactivated20160305

* hey, aranea. * the name’s sans. he/him/his, i guess. * anything of interest? well, i sleep a lot, if that counts. * nice to meet you.

aberrantguide-blog

Lovely to meet you, Sans. I suppose that counts.

#hi!))#Her advice;;#punny-bones

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Send me ‽ for my muse's reaction to yours throwing a snowball at mine.

Submitted by anonymous!

#ask memes

@hatsbombsandcanes @deridous @sekkusu-no-oni @conmemoro @punny-bones @karkiinos @stellarcaller @davarsprite @prem11um

I’m not quite sure where all of you came from, 8ut I’m not going to question it. I’m Aranea Serket, she/her/hers if you wouldn’t mind. Could I get your name, pronouns, and anything of interest a8out your person?