Pro8a8ly more well-informed than you are.

Semi-dependent Aranea Serket blog for Earthstuck || Run by Xander

[mercifulkid-blog]

          You are a brick tied to me that’s dragging me down

           Strike a match and I’ll burn you to the ground

We are the jack-o-lanterns in July

             Setting fire to the sky

Here comes this rising tide

So come on   

[chxiaroscuro-blog]

D –> The more appropriate approach would be the one who wants to know to introduce themselves first, as e%ample

D –> But i will indulge you and say my name

D –> I am equius zahhak

D —> Who are you

[aberrantguide-blog]

..... Lovely. A Zahhak. The name’s Aranea Serket.

[gapingstabwound]

+1

@aberrantguide

who in the goddamn hell

[aberrantguide-blog]

Wow, alright. Hell of a way to introduce oneself. You may call me Aranea.

[aberrantguide-blog]

OH YEAH, OF COURSE MA’AM! I’M CLUBS DEUCE BUT, YOU CAN CALL ME CLUBS OR DEUCE. I GUESS I PREFER  MALE PRONOUNS IF YOU PLEASE, AND WHAT I DO IS..WELL…I DON’T LIKE TO BRAG BUT I’M A BIT OF AN EXPLOSIVES ‘EXPERT’.

I do hope that I can say it’s nice to meet you.

That sounds rather... impressive.

[aberrantguide-blog]

I just realized that literally everything in this game is a pun. Even Toriel’s name. She’s the damn tutorial level.

[aberrantguide-blog]

oppositestuck-vriska started following you

Another alternate of Vriska?

[aberrantguide-blog]

makaraville started following you

Oh, a8solutely lovely. A Makara. Nice to meet you, I hope.

[aberrantguide-blog]

I swear to every god and some demons, the next asshole to talk a8out reverse oppresion around me as if it’s a real thing and not just some 8ullshit is going to get sta88ed.

[punny-bones-deactivated20160305]

* that’s interesting. * you must be pretty smart then, eh?

[aberrantguide-blog]

That was implied, yes.

[punny-bones-deactivated20160305]

* alright, good. ‘cause other than that, i got nothing. * anything interesting about you, since we’re on the subject?

[aberrantguide-blog]

Well, for starters, I have an IQ of a8out one hundred and eighty.

[punny-bones-deactivated20160305]

* hey, aranea. * the name’s sans. he/him/his, i guess. * anything of interest? well, i sleep a lot, if that counts. * nice to meet you.

[aberrantguide-blog]

Lovely to meet you, Sans. I suppose that counts.

[omg-memes-deactivated20200405]

Send me ‽ for my muse's reaction to yours throwing a snowball at mine.

Submitted by anonymous!

[aberrantguide-blog]

@hatsbombsandcanes @deridous @sekkusu-no-oni @conmemoro @punny-bones @karkiinos @stellarcaller @davarsprite @prem11um

I’m not quite sure where all of you came from, 8ut I’m not going to question it. I’m Aranea Serket, she/her/hers if you wouldn’t mind. Could I get your name, pronouns, and anything of interest a8out your person?

[backdropstarlet-deactivated2016]

+5

@spiceed @aberrantguide @slitheringram @echoedwind @gamingvirtue

oh hey

fancy seeing you here

whoever the fuck you are

[aberrantguide-blog]

Right 8ack at you, random person. The name’s Aranea Serket, and you are?

[fefeiress]

I’m Feferi!! I’m fronds wit)( your fis)(ter. I t)(oug)(t you seamed pretty interesting too. )(ee )(ee. 38)

[aberrantguide-blog]

Oh, I’ve heard a8out you. It’s nice to finally meet the person 8ehind the name.

[cynical-jerks-r-us]

Grammar

“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing

“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate

[capodecima-archive-blog]

@echoedwind @pridefulserket @yagillcondy @crockybatterhag @slitheringram @aberrantguide @gamingvirtue

Quite a few people I see, buona sera I’m Nuncio Strider and how are you all doing tonight?

[aberrantguide-blog]

Congratulations on your apparent popularity, Mr. Strider. I’m Aranea Serket.

I’m doing quite alright, and how are you?