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(Do you ever just... go through Voice Claims and remember how much you fucking LOVE them? :âD Also, I didnât know there was a longer version of this song and I SCREAM.)
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It's really messy but I needed this self indulgent sketch
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{€} A knock on the door (Jasperâs special knock) catches Emil off guard, not expecting to have visitors any time soon. Heâs been so busy lately that heâs not even sure what day it is anymore, as evidenced by the calendar which is still unmarkedâŠwhen itâs almost February by now. Is that even this yearâs calendar?
Thereâs no time to worry about that now.
Squawking happily upon hearing the combination of two deeply loved nicknames, Emil rushes to the door. Heâs already dressed up for workâhis shift doesnât start for another hour or so (though he still doesnât know his shift wonât be starting todayâŠor tomorrow, for that matter).
âJaspie! Good morning!â
Emil gives Jasper a peck on the beak, though his rumbling purrs indicate he wants more. Now noticing the box in his boyfriendâs hands, he tilts his head curiously as he tries to guess what it could possibly be.
âWhat is the special occasion?â {€}
{ â } Jasper is excited. Heâs never been more excited. Okay, that is probably a lie considering his track record, but still... His enthusiasm is apparent by how he practically vibrates in place, silky feathers puffed and sky hues alight as he bites his bottom lip to stifle the squees that try to escape. A feat he is only partially successful at. Lightly bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet, tail feathers raise and fan out when the door opens to reveal his boyfriend, Jasper emitting a gasp of delight before eagerly moving closer so that Emil can kiss him.
Of course, ONE kiss isnât enough. It never is. So, heart still fluttering from the nickname and stomach filled with butterflies at the thought of revealing his surprise, Jasper forces himself to remain silent about it for a bit longer. Just enough for him to wrap his free arm around Emilâ precariously balancing the box in his other hand âand pepper his face with a few more âhelloâ kisses. Cooing into the affection, beak roams across Emilâs cheeks, eyelids, beak... Everywhere and anywhere he can place a dollop of love before ending with a final, lingering kiss on his beak for good measure. Pulling away with a bright smile, tip of his beak playfully boops Emilâs before he finally allows his boyfriend some personal space.
âIâl give you a hint; itâs one of the most special days of the year... It celebrates one of the best people EVER born and involves eating thisââ The box is placed in Emilâs arms. If opened it would reveal a multilayered chocolate and vanilla cake, or... what was meant to be one. Honestly the cake batter had accidentally congealed into a choco-vanilla(?) swirl of sorts, with frosting dyed Emilâs favorite color hiding it. Dotted with beautiful yellow roses and pink hearts, the words happy birthday are sprawled in cursive on top. It might be a train wreck of taste... but itâs still gorgeous to look at.
ââbefore getting to spend the entire day doing whatever you want!â Jasper squeals, arms outstretching enthusiastically as he makes the surprise announcement. Hands then clasping in front of himself, yellow-spotted cheeks dust pink as he adds, âI hope you donât mind, Emily-Willy... But I had a meeting with your boss and requested you have today off. Well, today and tomorrow... Because you shouldnât have to exert yourself on your birthday, unless itâs from having too much fun. You know?â A hand daintily waves to brush off any concerns, Jasper giggling lightly, âAnd before you ask- thereâs no need to worry about money! Iâll just pay you whatever it is you would have made, so itâs as if youâre not missing any work at all!â
A perfect solution! Emil gets a much-needed vacation and much-deserved celebration, all while not losing a single cent. Honestly, itâs hardly pocket change for Jasperâ even with the birthday bonus he plans on slipping in âand as long as itâs just this special occasion, there shouldnât be any backlash from certain people about âfavoritismâ or âsquandering moneyâ. Some... âfriendsâ can be pretty sensitive about how the cockatoo spends his vast fortune, and the last thing he wants is to cause uncessesary waves. Especially waves that would likely try to capsize Emilâs little boat.
Jasper certainly doesnât see any problems with this arrangement, evident by the giddy smile on his face, innocently beaming as feathers fluff and soft coos instinctively rumble from his chest. Sunshine incarnate, well-meaning as ever, he patiently waits to allow Emil to wrap his head around the surprise. { â }