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I'm Abigail, and I'm human trash.

[diabolicalhardcore]

*MICKEY MOUSE VOICE* YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

[terriamon]

[frogingly]

prettiest girl in the creek

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Her rival.

[ochaka-archive]

[cognitohazardous]

finally rid of my old computer chair

[cognitohazardous]

this is the new one

[salvasti]

[maxeth]

Visit Original Link

[zharizard666]

wtf are these kind of posts

[maxeth]

mind your own business

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[neurotypical-karen]

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

[neurotypical-karen]

Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!

[memescomedy]

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

this cracked me up more than i think it should have

[gunsandfireandshit]

[peoplegettingreallymadatgay]

[emmettmccartycullen]

Bella: *minding her own business in the school parking lot unknowingly about to get hit by a car*

Edward: *sprinting across the parking lot to save her* nooo don’t die you’re so sexy aha

[ommanyte]

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

[ommanyte]

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

[deceive-remade-deactivated20171]

can ppl stop being like “my ovaries!!” whenevr they see a cute guy its not problematic or anything its just weird as fuck

[king]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

WHORE!!!

[parakeet]

[faustsfancycorner]

all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness

[ihaveneverusedthissitebefore]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

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