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[marcitlali]

cancers forcing you to witness their breakdown

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@abigailpaige

[abigailpaige]

I only use tumblr to reblog a crab gif from Morgan every six months..... n I'm out !! *kicks drink*

[pi4nobl4ck]

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A fetish that @tinatinabrown and I share

[abigailpaige]

#cancer

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[abigailpaige]

#cancer

[abigailpaige]

Do u have any tips on removing hair from ur butt/hole without getting irritation/bumps. Thanks in advance! Xo

pardon my extended absence. someone asked me this directly after i tweeted something about being late to meet my friends because i didn’t want hair on my asshole while i took magic mushrooms. 

as far as my pubic situation goes, if i touch my, you know, area where thigh meets front lawn with a razor, i will guaranteed get burned. every time. no doubt about it. no salvation. so, i use an electric razor & just deal with the fact i’m not getting rid of the root. it’s there, and my pussy gets ate regardless. the skin on my actual cunt & butthole doesn’t mind a razor provided i take the necessary precautions such as exfoliating, using a fresh blade, etc. i squat in my shower with a hand mirror, and i always wonder if the men i fuck know and appreciate this, what it takes. i used a hair removal cream for a while & it was perfect until it turned on me. that was a sad day. 

prep ya skin. moisturize like crazy. i use baby diaper rash cream on my ass after, something containing zinc. i did discover recently, thanks to a sale on argan oil, that a few drops with your (unscented) lotion is a magic trick to avoid ass zits. god bless you and your butt!

[abigailpaige]

un cottete is a ROCKET. a ROCKET in my pantalon

[abigailpaige]

update by queen Ernesto snarkyandsnatched & 6fttallbunny

I’m the boss of the bosses

the gentlemen, they respect me on all levels.

not my name, or photographs, they will ever see in newspapers

because it seems the journalist loves me, and if not she will lose my friendship

they say there is

a lot to be had

and we don’t have much

legalization

cannabis

of quality, and cheap, legalization, cannabis, enough prohibition

she’s a fanatic of the sensual, she has a photo of mine

and i can already imagine it, what she does when she’s alone

but i won't ask her to hear her get nervous, listen to her voice and manner of breathing, by the way she breathes, she’s doing it

I can imagine that

it’s cold, and I’m far from home

and it’s been centuries, I’ve been sitting on this rock, looking for signs and signals and I ask, what purpose do the wars serve?

I’ve got a rocket in my pants, and you’re so cold, like the snow all around, and you’re so white, I don’t know what to do now

last night I waited under the rain for hours, hundreds of hours, like a dog

and when you got here you looked at me and said “crazy, you’re wet, and I no longer love you” and I said to you, you are a star, a red star that all can imagine

[abigailpaige]

also, while i’m here, there is nothing actually funnier than someone asking if they can give me $500 just so i can sit like a FOOL thinking imma bout to have $500 like lmao what if i COUNTED ON IT what if i made PROMISES

[abigailpaige]

You can just put your note into google translate!!

ya so it can spout out some random jumbled bullshit that doesn’t make any sense? have you used google translate?

[abigailpaige]

soy el jefe

de jefes, senores, me respetan todos niveles,

ni mi nombre, ni fotografia, nunca van a mirar en papeles,

porque a mi el periodista me quiere, y si no mi amistad se la pierde.

dicen que hay

mucho que tener,

y no muchos tenemos.

lega, legalizacion,

cannabis,

de calidad y barato, lega, legalización, cannabis, basta de prohibición

es una fanatica sensual, ella tiene una foto mia,

y ya me la puedo immaginar, lo que hace cuando esta solita

pero no le voy a preguntar, y escuchar su voz cuando se agtta, por su manera de respirar, esta haciendo

puedo immaginar me lo que

hace frio, y estoy lejos de casa,

y hace siglos, llevo sentado sobre esta piedra, yo me pregunto, ?para que sirven las guerras?

tengo uncottete en el pantalon, y vos estas tan fría, como la nieve a m i alrrededor, y vos estas tan blanca, que ya no se que hacer

anoche te espere bajo la lluvia dos horas, mil horas, como un perro

y cuando llegaste me miraste y me dijiste “loco, estas mojado, ya no te quiero.” y yo te digo, vos eres una estrella, una estrella roja que todo se lo inmagina

[abigailpaige]

YO ANYBODY SPEAK SPANISH WANNA TRANSLATE A NOTE A BOY WROTE 4 ME, WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED, I ALREADY KNOW THERE’S A LINE ABOUT A HARD ON, CURIOUS

[abigailpaige]

[abigailpaige]

don’t even ask just bring it

[abigailpaige]

Can I donate 500$ into your PayPal((((:

Yup go ahead!

[abigailpaige]

do u still do readings for ppl that donate to ur paypal? :)

yooooooo it’s always kinda an open call but i can’t guarantee a speedy delivery. i’m not really in the writing place, i’ll be perf hon with you. like i haven’t posted on here in months for a reason. i’m fucking busy. it’s whack. 

but yo like i’m a mad equitable person. if you want a reading in exchange for dollars i’m hella down, i’m just gonna be in NYC all weekend and then I have a paper due on the 29th, a shirt on the 1st, a patterns exam on the 2nd, a skirt due and a french exam on the 3rd, and an entire knit collection due on the 4th. it’s like THAT. plus i’m tryna get this pussy ate in the meantime

i have another reading in my queue (what up bronte i see you girl) so if you trust and don’t mind the vague time frame, go ahead. goes for anyone. if i get a few i’ll hunker down & do a few so, encourage me. sweeten the pot. 

y’all can still DEFINITELY give me money in exchange for nothing on my behalf though, keep in mind! mwah!

https://www.paypal.me/abigailpaige

[abigailpaige]

Go to paypal.me/abigailpaige and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries. Getting one is fast and free.

Hi and happy Sunday, all. It’s me. I exist still. Still in Fashion Design. Still in Montreal. Still can’t get a job without French. Still tired all the time. Still tryna catch this cute Colombian drug lord. Still constantly working on projects. Still emotionally “too much” “in general.” 

I’m going on a school trip with my best friends to New York on Wednesday. I’m mad pumped, but I also have like, $18.00. I shouldn’t even be going on this trip seeing as I’m like, ramen breakfast lunch & dinner washing my clothes in the sink eating cigarettes off the ground never been this poor in my life status, but I love 2 ignore that fact. Art school is wild. I’m working on a project today and have to go buy a bunch of markers that are $5.00 each. Like, pardon me?

If you give a FUCK. I would really appreciate having your money instead of none money. If you have any recommendations for shit I MUST do in NY, hit me up w a love note. If you want me to send you a selfie just ask, anytime. I suck cock for groceries jk. 

[abigailpaige]

Me shitting on every man in the world cuz there's millions of them whose vision doesn't extend passed their dick

[astrolocherry]

Venus in the 12th House

“I can’t feel a thing; All mournful petal storms are dancing inside the very private spring of my head.”

— 

Franz Kafka to Milena

The twelfth house symbolizes everything hidden, invisible and locked away. Venus is exiled to a Neptune island here, and the individual will long to take the person they love away to a private place where the rest of the world melts away beneath their entwined hands. They may experience secret romances and attract unavailable, clandestine, or unavailable partners. The boundaries between themselves and their partner tend to be dissolute, and they absorb every emotional impulse circulating. 12th house Venus people carry a deep, pure love for collective humanity, and see the divinity of themselves through the eyes of others. They typically feel weighed down by the suffering of people and repulsed by cruelty. Their deep sentiment, moral vision and frustrated idealism may cause a complete withdrawal from the world and rejection of people in general.

Venus 12th house people crave relationships although they can struggle identifying their own needs and developing assertion within them. The seeming inorganic need for interpersonal communion usually associates with a deeper urgency, an inferno burning from the lining of the soul, one that seeks an intimate, divine communion. And through the arms of others they come home. Love letters are their prayers. The individual may absolutely relish in solitude, or on the contrary, become overwhelmed by the darkness. Their fear of isolation may pressure them to seek relationships out of loneliness, and these are typically unrewarding and destructive. A disarming and analgesic aura makes the individual brilliant soul soothers and solicitous company who resonate in counseling or psycho therapeutic professions. The 12th house relates to places of seclusion - prisons, asylums, institutions, and Venus here may involve themselves in relationships with prisoners, someone mentally unstable or factitious relationships with strangers or celebrities. 

12th house Venus people may experience intense troubles expressing themselves in relationships or distinguishing themselves as individual amongst a crowd. Through the faces of others, they unlock their own transcendental divinity, and perceive the century old gods and goddesses circulating in people. The collective healing powers of the 12th house are transmuted through the individual, and the celestial love of Venus creates an angel of humanity whose light radiates in touch and affection. In the 12th house we are locked away, and Venus here may feel a thousand oceans away from people, on the outside looking in, as if a divine observer, one who appears to scatter the heavenly love dust and vanish just as mysteriously.

Cherry