BOYFRIEND: 0 | TWITTER: 1
SYNOPSIS twitter flames your unfortunate boyfriend, because why not?
oikawa can be a bit embarrassing at times. and he has no shame about it either, that’s the worse part.
for example, he has no shame in wearing one of your tanktops and letting you record him dancing in it.
and naturally, what happens with these kinds of videos of guys dancing in their girlfriends pink tanktop.
even more since it’s tōru oikawa.
it gets liked and favorited so. many. times.
and also obviously, someone makes a tweet about it.
titled: ‘is this seriously argentina’s setter? this has to be AI.’
the tweet goes even viraler than the original tiktok itself.
@/ akaashiit: this guy’s digital footprint has to be diabolical 💀💀
@/ showhay: AI or not, he’s still fine as hell.
@/ oikyawa: there’s no way this guy is the best setter of the argentina national team bruh 😭😭
@/ ilovebananabread: oikawa blink twice if you need help
@/ joblessforlife: he should become a model, he can rock any outfit tbh. even a pink tanktop
@/ ballsinyojaws: this is nightmare fuel tbh
@/ akaashiit: i could’ve lived life without having to see fucking tōru oikawa in a pink tanktop
@/ tooruoikawaismybae: notice how the tanktop is nearly ripping, #ripy/nspinktanktop2026
@/ blythmourning: if i was his gf i’d break up with him out of embarrassment 😰
@/ hajimeiwaizumi: can’t believe he’s still like this even after hs.
@/wakatoshi.ushi: should’ve come to shiratorizawa.
@/ misasprout: when your boyfriend lowkey a femboy at heart
@/ wellitseugi: the next britney spears
@/ selenewowww: when you lowkey a pretty princess at heart
@/ feinfeinfein: is he the girlfriend in the relationship?
@/ perlleta: someone give him those plastic pink heels
@/ unfortunatelyemployed: pinky pie but male and hot
@/ femeunhae: someone photoshop some wings on him, chicken wings.
@/ babyboo: if i were his gf i'd sell him on ebay for a dollar
on a very regular thursday, one of semi’s tapes got leaked.
it was a personal tape, one not meant for the outside world to hear. made for complete comical purpose because you told him to do so.
and like the good boyfriend he is, he obviously listened to you.
it was made in an entirely drunk stupor, one too many shots.
and that’s how an abomination of a song was created, by the one and only eita semi. with you as the feature for the adlibs.
safe to say, one post turned into more, and it spread like wildfire all over the internet.
and it of course, landed on twitter. the app with the most creative insults.
titled; ‘tell the leaker to unleak this right tf now 😭’
@/ selenewowww: TURN IT AWFFFF ‼️‼️
@/ ilikeyomom: SOMEONE ARREST THIS GUY FOR EARRAPE HOLY SHIT
@/ akaashiit: THIS IS CRIMINAL TO THE WHOLE ENTIRE MUSIC INDUSTRY
@/ showhay: can someone delete this off of the internet for good, PLEASE.
@/ bananabread: next coachchella headliner i fear
@/ chocotendo: SEMI SEMI SPITTING BARS?!!!?????
@/ blythmourning: imagine you wake up at 3 am and this is the shit you hear first thing
@/ shirabukenji: first thing i see at 3am.
@/ wellitseugi: idk about yall but this is FIRE 🔥
@/ deeeeznutz: is his career over or is it over?!
@/ eitasemibigfan: semi you’re the goat but what the FUCJ is this shit 💀 i’m filing a formal report to have you evicted from the studios
@/ toorubae: i think we all agree that this should stay unreleased
@/ fettywap: let’s collab
@/ selenewowww: someone ban him from recording shit like this ever again
@/ femeunhae: okay but where are the behind the scenes
@/ showhay: this might be the worst piece of music in the entire universe
@/ kaaskopje: i’d rather sit in a white room than hear this shit
@/ imawesome: when your boy lowk make horrendous tunes but you gotta stay smiling
@/washijocoach: i benched you and this is what i get
@/ oikyawa: someone revoke his rights to produce music
@/ wakatoshi.ushi: this could use some improvement.
@/ misasprout: kickstart of his career in jail
@/ akaashiit: i want a version with just the adlibs
and while twitter was going absolutely crazy over this horrendous leak, semi was deep asleep. a heavy arm around your waist while you giggle your ass off at all the disses.
no one knows who even leaked the tape.
maybe you did it yourself? who knows.
atsumu is no newcomer to being flamed on twitter.
he’s had some very interesting moments on there, atleast pictures and videos of him have.
resurfaced videos from back when he was still in highschool, mostly from him fighting with osamu.
one where he gets roasted about being unable to do a serve when it isn’t completely quiet.
too many about his piss yellow hair from back in highschool, before he discovered what toner and purple shampoo were.
and this time, it’s a video of him making baby talk to an ant. one that you personally recorded and posted on instagram, the account you have him blocked on.
and somehow, the video spreads like wildfire.
someone makes a tweet of it, like one would do when seeing this absurdity.
titled; ‘grown ass man btw’
@/ blythmourning: typical atsumu miya behavior ngl
@/ osamumiya: why am i related to this
@/ akaashiit: can the gf stomp on both of them
@/ selenewowww: everyone silence. the insects are communicating with eachother
@/ showhay: they probably share the same size brain
@/ oikyawa: not even half a braincell shared between them
@/ iloveatsumumiyasgirlfriend: imagine having the sexiest girlfriend ever and you cheat on her with an ant
@/ sunarin: dumber and brainless
@/ femeunhae: when u lowkey bagged a baddie gf and ask the homies for advice
@/ perlleta: antsumu miya
@/ yourmom: he looks like he does this often
@/ misasprout: when ur gf don’t let you talk to her so you resort to an ant
a/n: these insults are probably not very creative and please do not slime me out for this this is for shits and giggles
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