A Bitty Home Café

Welcome to our cafe for bitties and their caretakers, owned by me: Mae! Currently we still aren't quite ready to open, but feel free to send an ask and stick around! ^-^

[cherry-bearie]

It’s that time of year again, make sure to hug a spooky skeleton so they don’t rattle their bones at you.

[abittyhomecafe]

Me again, those were good suggestions. I want to put in though is that I'm hoping to find a Bitty who wont mind living in a messy house for one part of the year and going with me to school for the majority. I mostly read or YouTube the day way, but I'm I can get myself busy as the house chef and emergency tailor which I both enjoy. I hope to find a Bitty that won't mind traveling, and would enjoy small adventures like the library or zoo. Thanks for answering!

I see, here’s my suggestions now. :)

G grillbitty. they’re a nice bunch, I don’t think one would mind much messiness. He’d probably love to read and cook with you too, though be extra careful when water is involved.

Chain lamia. They travel a lot already before being adopted, and would like the adventures and doing other activities with you. The SOUL bond could allow you to feel how the other is doing if you have to go somewhere without him for a while too.

Poppy might still be an option? They’re caring, a little strict, but can live with messiness as long as it’s not ‘I haven’t seen the floor in months’ messiness. I’m sure one would love to go places with you, and enjoy the things you do.

I said before I might not be good at this, so if they aren’t quite what you’re looking for I hope it at least narrowed down your search some! ^-^

-Mae

Coral lamia.

-Belle + Rose

[abittyhomecafe]

Could you suggest a Bitty for me?

I’m not sure if I’m the right person to ask. But I can, yes, I don’t know if you have any sort in mind though? It would be easier to suggest one if I knew a little more about what you would or wouldn’t like in someone. If you want to send in another ask with some of those details feel free to.

But that said, I would suggest a Papy or Poppy. I think they’re both very sweet and good helpers if you need.

The bittywiki tumblr has many more I don’t know of if you’d like to look there, if my suggestions weren’t what you were looking for. ^-^

-Mae

I’d suggest a Spoopster, because they’re good boys. :)

-Rose

King lamia bitty.

-Belle

[staticevent]

scritches 

[abittyhomecafe]

Terribly sorry for the lack of updates, Rose is a bit sick right now and has been banned from most of the cafe until she’s well (don’t worry, she’s doing better!).

Belle also had some trouble while trying to cook and left us needing a few pieces of new kitchenware, but it’s nothing serious. The bitties thought it was hilarious. :)

We’ll be back to more regular posting hopefully soon!

- Mae

Uncle Belle is banned from all kitchens! Don’t let him cook in your kitchen or you will be left with only regret!

~ Mellow

[wiittyusername]

Undertale - Hot Dog French Fries (Extended Version)

Hard to believe it’s been a year already… I guess you all asked for this

Up on Youtube for better quality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BwygBWGhRQ

Credits: Original song ‘Skeletons’ by DomFera  Choreography for the first dance section by @brakken 

[abittyhomecafe]

Belle

Pronouns: He/him

Age: 25

Extra: Volunteers at the cafe. Rose’s best friend. The biggest tsundere.

Except to bitties. Will fight for them. Do not test.

(Art by Rose)

[tizzmarizz]

Happy 1-year anniversary to UNDERTALE! Have some Undertale positivity I made a while back. :) This game came at a very, very difficult, very bad time in my life. It made me feel hope for the first time in years. It made me want to be kinder and more selfless. I can only dream that one day I’ll make half as much a positive impact on someone that Undertale made on me. Here’s to many more years filled with determination!

[animesriel]

And the underground will go empty.

[abittyhomecafe]

Yo. What was with that other anon ask about hoarding. Man that was wack. Keep up with what you guys are doing.

Yeah they were… An interesting one for sure. And we will! It’s a wait, but we’re all hoping it’s worth it! :D

By the way, the cafe bitties have been wanting to talk on the blog. They might get a hold of some asks before I can, so I thought I’d give a heads up! :)

-Mae

I know right? Like, we don’t all f–king live here!

-Belle

No swearing in-front of the (possible) kids Belle! >:/

-Mae

[live4love137-deactivated2019082]

poke the blooky

[abittyhomecafe]

You people have a hoarding problem. That’s, like... 20 bitties just that live there? I feel like that’s some kind of health code violation, anyway. And what prevents the bitties from doing inappropriate things while they’re there? Unless you won’t allow minors inside.

‘Hoarding’ implies the bitties didn’t choose us as much or even more so than we chose them. We’re family. But if they do want a different home we won’t stop them, we’ll help find one.

In all there’s 16 bitties. Only 8 live here with me on the top floor that is my house. Belle and his bitties just stop by to offer their help, same with Rose and her bitties. Not all of them are always down in the cafe, anyway.

It’s also not a health code violation if they are. The closest thing our establishment could be compared to by law is a cat cafe and even then that’s far off, our bitties aren’t pets and they don’t shed (the lamias do but not in the cafe). There’s really no problem, we’ve passed our checks, the bitties are perfectly fine being here as long as we’re able to support them properly, which we can!

We have a ‘no inappropriateness at the cafe’ rule for bitties, humans, monsters, everyone! Like most cafes do I think. We make sure it’s followed, the cafe bitties make sure it’s followed, familial bonds and two things called self-restraint and modesty also make sure it’s followed. Minors are welcome and safe here. :)

-Mae

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What I do with my spare time, draw Papyrus in the Ponyo Loves meme that everyone is doing. Save Papyrus from the puns.

[abittyhomecafe]

Will there be any bitties for adoption at the cafe?

So far, no. But in the future maybe.

We have been considering taking in rescues though! Some of the cafe bitties are rescues themselves and they’ve been adamant about the idea. If we do, then the bitty will decide if they want to be adopted.

If not, they’re free to stay with us at the cafe as long as they’d like. :)

-Mae

[abittyhomecafe]

Will there be a play area where bitties have a safe place to play while their owners are able to sit down and relax?

Absolutely! Our bitties have been working very hard to make it ‘The Most Magnificent Play Area!’ To quote Buster.

They’ve added a swing set and three slides (of different sizes, but not so big that a smaller bitty could get hurt on one of the ones for larger bitties); Quiet corners if other bitties get overwhelmed or just want to snooze, a bitty bookshelf complete with books, paper and crayons, a few tables and chairs for various uses… They have quite the set up, so I won’t spoil everything.

Overlooking the play area to make absolute sure any bitty there is perfectly safe will be Titan, Lane and Mellow. Some of our other bitties will be there during work hours as well, so your bitties won’t be without playmates!

I’ll stop here, the bitties have been very avid about making a detailed post about the play area themselves once the last few touches are finished. :)

You are also always free to bring your bitties with you to your table if they don’t feel like going in the play area.

-Mae

[abittyhomecafe]

Hello! I’m Mae, the owner of A Bitty Home Cafe, a place for bitties and their caretakers to come relax and enjoy themselves! Or well, once we officially open anyway.

We’re all still working very hard on a few things before we can, but I thought it would be a good idea to get started making ourselves known online! As such, introductions are in order.

You already know me, but there are also my bitties: Mellow (Poppy), Books (Soft Bones), Buster (Baby Blue), Beep (Meek), Nico (Grillbitty Ray), Creek (Grillbitty Curly), Jingle (Punny) and Holly (Teacup)!

There’s also my sister Rose and her bitties, Petals (Soft Bones) and End (Spoopster)!

And finally, her friend Belle and his bitties Excalibur (Boss), Amber (Grillbitty Grimby), Bean (Cherry/Runt), Titan (King lamia), Lane (Chain lamia) and Diem (Cherry Coral Lamia)!

We would all be very happy to answer any questions you may have about us or our establishment! <3

(Do keep in mind that any questions that are invasive or harmful to any of us will be let off with a warning only once, and thereafter ignored.)

[abittyhomecafe]

Tags (do not reblog)

Rollplay tags:

-A bitty home cafe rp (all roleplays on the blog) chronological link

-Cafe bitty rp (roleplays between bitties or with minimum involvement from caretakers) chronological link

-Cafe customer rp (roleplays between staff/bitties and customers) chronological link

-Bitty help rp (roleplays that involve helping bitties in need) chronological link

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-Bitty answers (asks answered by the cafe bitties) chronological link

-Bitty caretaker answers (asks answered by Mae, Rose or Belle) chronological link

-Cafe customer asks (for those who want to order from the cafe but not rollplay) chronological link

-Bitty help asks (asks that involve giving advice or helping with bitties in need) chronological link

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Other tags:

-Belle the token volunteer (all posts that have Belle in) chronological link

-The FELLowship (bitty edition) (all posts that have Belle’s bitties in) chronological link

-A bitty home cafe fanart (if we get any)

-A bitty reblog (reblogged posts, probably undertale or bitty related)

-A bitty home cafe updates (posts about what we’re up to with the cafe and in general)

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