having a good time™

A memoir

[ruinedchildhood]

[milfchrispine-deactivated202012]

she wakes up everyday and chooses violence 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think im gonna start carrying around a note in my pocket at all times like “IF I DIE IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT INVESTIGATE IT” just to waste people’s time after i’m dead too

[lindseymorqan]

[luxgalador]

cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

[feraligatr]

me as a dj: *raises and lowers volume randomly*

[skoomabong]

I think my favourite thing about orange cats is when you look them in the eyes and all you hear is elevator music

[skoomabong]

Look at her. I can hear a dial tone echoing out of her ears.

[skoomabong]

Ma'am you seem to have misplaced your brain cell

[catchymemes]

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

[goon]

[thesubliminal]

[ls-77]

[bizea]

“money cant buy happiness” i think you’re using money wrong

[approach]

HAHA

[477]

[theweirdwideweb]

[thoughtsof-r]