All of The Things

Basically a lot of kpop groups and yaoi to spice things up kpop groups include but not limited to: Got7 BTS Monsta X B.A.P Topp Dogg Vixx

[veliseraptor]

when you can sense a Mood incoming and feel like a farmer standing in a field looking out at the horizon as the storm approaches like “looks like it’s gonna be a bad one, boys”

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[4wallsfrnkremix-deactivated2016]

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

[greenwraiths-deactivated2022042]

are you shelley listing his occupation on a hotel’s registry as ‘philanthropos tropos, atheist, democrat’ type of person or byron saying he’s 400 years old in a hotel registry type of person

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

#I’m Keats listing his home as “everywhere”#fun fact#on the same registry Shelley listed destination: HELL

[basketballamerican-deactivated2]

[smitethestate]

If there’s anything worth living for, it’s kittens trying to imitate their moms.

[herwordlessness]

Concept: I live in an old creaky cottage with three massive wolfhounds. I wear exclusively long, soft cotton dresses and scratchy sweaters. My glass-walled greenhouse is bursting with all manner of plant life, and the folks from the village come to me for little spells and herbal remedies. The air always smells like rain.

[soshesawildflowerxo-deactivated]

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

[blackamydunne1-deactivated20170]

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

[rd-archive]

necromancer: RISE.

necromancer: RISE. RISE UP.

necromancer: RISE BEFORE ME

necromancer: RISE MY CREATION

bread: *does nothing*

necromancer: fuck i forgot the yeast

[obeekris]

@hellenhighwater @copperbadge

[copperbadge]

Technically the yeast is the only living thing in the bread so if anyone could get dead bread to rise it would be a necromancer….

[orpheussy]

Gay-lesbian solidarity would have been someone telling michaelangelo what titties looked like

[daywatch]

Okay but consider:

The Catholic Church DESPARATELY trying to explain to him what titties are without it sounding like they knew what a naked woman looked like

[strawberryspoons]

Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: I used escapist fantasies as a coping mechanism to get through years of trauma and therefore never learned how to plan for a real life future

[c0ffeekitten]

Alternatively: I went through periods of depression so frequent and intense that I never considered that I’d actually make it to my 20s so now I’m kinda just making it up as I go

[abloodycupcake-blog]

Nightmare

Had a nightmare about old friends

woke up terrified and concerned

Feel like reaching out

See if they are okay

Seems weird though

#toooldforthisshit #nightmaressuckassimold

[artemisxlune]

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[horrorandhalloween]

[motivatemycollegelife]

[jessabella-hime]

"Love" by Daughter

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

[anachronistic-cat]

… can i use that phrase irl?

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

[the-argumentative-viper]

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

[nuttersincorporated]

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

[fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan]

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

[prismatic-bell]

Listen here, cum-slut, I wager you five mil you own no bird. But prithee, I have seven fowl to my house. I tell you this, not a beast of the air would walk, unfettered, into a fount of chocolate. Most rare is it that such one would walk, lo, even into the pouring of waters.

Soft, though, what of it should you speak true, fool?

If a brid walketh anon.

þone fugol stillan ġelīċlīċe ācwæl.

[janothar]

@secretsofthemasquerade

[heatherwitch]

I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that’s honestly sooo important for my mental health.

[spookyloop]

I think I just realised why I still love Moomins.