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I reblog whatever. Your local ENFP at your service. Washington, the West Side.

[thunderstruck9]

Michelle Paterok (Canadian, 1994), Transformer, 2025. Oil on linen on board, 14 × 11 in.

[abnegationasfuck]

I bound a fanfic. I don’t think Carnival_Papers is on Tumblr anymore but I love this fic so much and I go to read it often.

I wanted to make my mark on it and own it forever.

It’s a Kylo x Hux from star wars fic, it’s delightful

[paperkoifish]

The band is here!! Lemme know who's your bias 🤩🤩

[beardedmrbean]

[sunnyonline]

THREE CHEERS FOR BREAD WITH BUTTER ON IT!!! WOO!!!! YEAAHH!!!!

[great-tweets]

We just knew.

[awed-frog]

As a reminder, this is what she looks like:

[yougetsomekisses]

[larkiethings]

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she'd gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

[darthmelyanna]

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

[tigerses]

her!!!

[madeofstarsandfairylights]

Baby Miette!!!

[akumeoy]

[akumeoy]

i mean you're right, i started transitioning about eight months after this, but i have no idea how you got that from the post

[dailycatsblog]

[maddie-2022]

Ever heard of insomnia?

[depsidase]

[3000s]

last night was talking to my dad about career plans and he goes "i dont know if you should do a trade, you should print tshirts and sell them at the oceanfront"

[3000s]

👆👆👆 literally how it is

[mousemilf]

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

[the-big-mood]

[occasionalclown]

dunk stronger than me cuz if lyonel baratheon leans against me all moaning and groaning with his big black eye and bandaged hand patting all up on me after asking me to run away with him im pulling his pants down and giving him a new fingering song to sing about

[abnegationasfuck]

My new years resolution is to get railed

[makesoneteam]

you would think, like, "oh, we've already thought of all the metaphorical ways we can say penis/vagina. we've already come up with the full list of nicknames. we have exhausted the list of innuendos. there is nothing else new to be said about this" and then you'll open a random explicit fic and make the most improbable linguistic discovery of all time

[pochayun]

would you like to share with the class 🤔

[makesoneteam]

saw the term "gummy walls" last night and had to sit alone with god for a minute

[mercury-mage]

would you like to unshare with the class

[smilepuppydotjpeg]

this is fucking hilarious

[aratoop]

Seems to have worked!

[gumi-megpoidd]

whats sexier

horns

tails

Voting ended onOct 31, 2025

no nuance. fight about it

[gumi-megpoidd]

fuck it. round 2

whats sexier

halo

wings

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

halo considering any affix above the head not directly attached

[gumi-megpoidd]

i have a third one

whats sexier

teeth

claws

Voting ended onNov 1, 2025

[gumi-megpoidd]

PLEASE REBLOG THE THIRD ONE TOO I NEED TO KNOW

[dogpuppy]