Abnormally Indecisive, Part II

34 - gay - he/him - nyc (last Tumblr got deleted)

[kosmogrl]

[tropiyas]

[homunculus-argument]

There's a specific type of swedish dudes who inexplicably look like if a little Victorian wood-carved paperweight statuette depicting an unspeakably racist stereotype of an east-asian ethnicity I have never heard of before got spray-painted piglet pink with blond hair and was given really bad botox.

But they just naturally look like that. You see a family picture of them and their siblings and they're all like that, this guy's sisters look like him in drag. Like that's just what happens when puberty slams a person of this specific phenotype with a folding chair.

[brotoho]

[displeasedwolf]

boys need to kiss other boys in order to maximize shareholder value

[pinkpink0]

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

[moviemeatloaf]

Climate change.

[afterian]

[abnormallyindecisive2]

But why isn’t anyone sucking my dick right now?

[keelin-knite]

🍆💦 🥵

[newblvotg]

Hot fun in the summertime . . .

[michaeloliverlove]

a room in pantone 202 c

[danielodowd-deactivated20170124]

[f4ngbu2t]

"You're too hairy"

Meat too succulent

Lobster too buttery

[desu]

[theehorsepusssy]

[spicyyhobbits-deactivated202411]

Oh no sweetheart fleshlights don't talk back.

[abnormallyindecisive2]

I really need to learn how to stroke slower. It’s no wonder I’m leaking precum in minutes…