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he/they/it, 19, russia

[abolethenjr]

tumblr deleted my old acc and im not getting anything from support so fuckin hi i guess

[grecoromanyaoi]

sorry, i mythologized your boyfriend. yeah i took him and a few other boyfriends and merged them together with local folklore and mystic elements into one legendary figure. he's going to be really hard to pin down historically. sorry about that. I can make you his consort in some stories if that helps.

[keepinventory]

pick your favorite smiley emoticon ok?

:) ← the classic

:+) ← my favorite!

:3 ← the silly

c: / :> ← the tinys

:-) ← the nose

:D ← the YAY!

:] ← the robot

:} ← the frog

:o) ← the clown

;) ← the scandalous!

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[starsprlte]

[strongermonster]

why is this written like it's trying to hypnotize me into making a batch of caramelized onions, and more importantly, why is it working

[heedra]

i wish there was a job you could get at art museums that was titled something like 'designated art imp' where your job is to trundle up jesterlike behind anyone looking at a piece and going 'this isn't art, this is bullshit' and be like 'hmmmmm! and yet it evokes such anger in you, my friend'. i would love to have this job.

[graventusk]

@straight boys

No matter who you are no matter what you’re doing there is always a butch lesbian somewhere out there doing it better than you.

[deactivated-28]

So butch Lesbians are better at having penises than straight boys?

[lexbianrose]

yes absolutely

[gasterofficial]

playing pokemon infinite fusion. you guys wont believe what i just encountered

[ohnopicturesofanothercat]

The mouse of all mice! Bridget will play fetch for 45 minutes at a time, retrieving a toy mouse from across two rooms and even from up on the cat tree. But it has to be this mouse. Throw any of her many other toy mice and she’s just scornful. It’s the green mouse that lost its tail or nothing.

[kushblazer666]

[mysterium-solis]

Untitled (Expulsion) by Fred Tomaselli (2000)

[comment-tube]

[catasters]

[memewhore]

[halfwise-the-brave]

[oceanfloorfires]

Was trying to capture her sweet silhouette in the golden light but uhhhh I guess this works

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good… might as well salivate. it’s my choice.

[pangur-and-grim]

she’s confy

[taco-pal]

JORDAN PEELE NEW KOJIMA BOYFRIEND

MOVE OVER MADS MIKKELSEN AND NORMAN REEDUS

[bunchashapes]

i’m obsessed with the 2nd pic because the framing and jordan peele’s pose makes it seem like kojima just said “here, i gotta get a pic of you with baby yoda”