i curse all whom i root for

arsenal | bvb | england nt | she/her | 18 yo

[saltaired]

can merino wool in the 9, a raccoon and a child win us the champions league

[gwrgirl]

MAMA MIA CALAFIORI SPAGHETTI CARBONARA IF MY GRANDMOTHER HAD WHEELS SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN A BIKE CIAO BELLA

[abotheredbadger]

every matchday trossi proves I have sooooo much taste being obsessed with him LOOK AT HIM GO

[deep-blue-painted-golden]

Mats Hummels being nominated for the Ballon D’or but not the national team

[mccleans]

what do you mean fabio.

[abotheredbadger]

Okay hear me out Mats going to Brighton is good solely for the selfish purposes of me potentially getting to see him play irl

[abotheredbadger]

Omg I basically nearly ran into them I was there 2 weeks ago this is my greatest nonexistent claim to fame

[abotheredbadger]

WATKINSSSSSS

[nate-acmilan]

A true good football captain is a mother. "Captain qualities" is just being a mother

[gaykeres]

england vs switzerland will be just granit xhaka infecting english men with homosexuality as they gaze into his beautiful hazel eyes and fall to the ground while xhaqiri sneaks past them and scores (pickford was murdered right after the whistle by a coke bottle)

[xenoxvx]

ŁUKASZ PISZCZEK IS A TRAINER ASSISTANT IN BVB FOR 24/25 SEASON 😭 WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

[santicazorla-deactivated2024091]

can i say something borderline worst thing i’ve ever said

smash thomas frank perhaps

[abotheredbadger]

Referee was single-handedly maintaining the Anglo-Portuguese alliance of 1386

[cazzadores]

do we still have enough players to put a starting XI on the pitch in august

[abotheredbadger]

The absolute rollercoaster that was Turkey vs Georgia that was insanity

[jeremiefrimpong]

also i forgot there's no 2pm game today i logged on like wow does no one gaf about these two teams?????

[schumigrace]

you'll never hate the England men's nt's incompetence as much as Jordan Pickford hates the England men's nt's incompetence