About Whale Privilege

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Not making a life jacket in your size is now abuse.

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This is whale watching privilege.

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Whale privilege is not being fat shamed after laying down on a beach and not being able to get up. (This is also ableism.)

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Whale privilege is being able to freebleed without being shamed by the patri*rchy for it. 

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"About Whale Privilege" is back! I’m going to take this as a sign to be optimistic until my hopes are shattered!

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Shattered like your illusions of freedom under the Whaliarchy.

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Whale privilege is being able to freebleed without being shamed by the patri*rchy for it. 

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Whale privilege is stealing a term created BY AND FOR womyn of syze and making is all about YOU

edit: NO I MEANT TO SAY IS. YOU WANT ME TO SAY "IT?" LIKE "TIT?" LIKE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMN? 

  KRILL YOURSELVES

[jennyslatesbutchgf]

moby dick why not moby vagina you sexist sack of shit

[lastmanon]

the WHITE whale?

why the fuck aren’t there any poc whales you racist shitlord

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eVERYONE KNOWS WHALES CAN'T BE POC

There is only one color of whale: PATRIARCHY.

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Also, I'm BACK from my hiatus. I have been so triggered and had literally negative spoons and YOU DON'T OWN ME I AM NOT YOUR LITTLE NON-WHALE SERVANT TO EXPLOIT 

DIE POND SCUM

DIE POND SCUM

DIE POND SCUM

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Whale privilege is thinking made up words aren't real. 

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Whale privilege is when I did my hair this morning for work, my French braid was slightly off center. No one expects whales to have their hair pulled back for work.

So true. This is sexism/male privilege as well. 

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oh my god I am LITERALLY crying from laughter at this blog. I don't mean tumblr literally. I mean literally literally. there are literal tears in my eyes. you know what kind of tears? white cishet tears. that kind. except I'm a womyn so CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE (see see I'm oppressed, look at me I'm oppressed, so I get to say "check your privilege" to people. yay!)

EXCUSE YOU. 

I am MORE OPPRESSED THAN YOU, so HOW DARE you say you are OPPRESSED AT ALL. 

AND OH YAY YOU ARE CRYING TEARS WOW COOL

The plight of non-whales in an increasingly whalist society should make you cry, you blowhole. THE OPPRESSION OF BILLIONS ISN'T A JOKE. 

But we don't even want your white cisdudebro tears anyways because tears are basically saltwater and WHALES LIVE IN SALTWATER. 

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Whale privilege is Spongebob. The empowered womyn character just HAD to be a WHALE. Heaven forbid a non-whale WOC be confident and sassy! 

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why make an sj satire blog when nothing beats the comedy value of the original?

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Oh, I'm so fucking glad my OPPRESSION is so comedically humorous for you. 

How about STFUWHALESANDWHITEPEOPLEANDMEN, hmmm???? Instead of bashing me in MY INTERNET SAFE SPACE how about you send whales hate mail? THAT CHANGES PEOPLE AND MAKES THEM DIFFERENT AND MORE ACCEPTING. I LITERALLY READ THAT ON SOMEONE'S BLOG. 

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Rebloggable by pond scum request. 

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Kill yourself.

Krill yourself. 

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Whale privilege is I wrote a paper about the whaliarchy for my American Lit class assignment about symbolism in the works of Emily Dickinson and my cishet dudebro white professor literally FAILED me. Fucking whalist can't handle being called out. 

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I will never stop laughing at the fact that there are people who use the word “womyn” unironically

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I didn’t know it was possibly for someone to hate womyn* as much as you do, tumblr user Abhortion. More like tumblr user “aWHALELOVERtion,” right?

Um, yeah, I say “womyn*” WITH A * BECAUSE I’M NOT A TRANSPHOBIC BLOWHOLE LIKE SOME PEOPLE

There is an A AND an E in “whale.” I don’t want to rely on a whale to spell my gendyr. I am strong and independent and REFUSING TO BUY INTO THE WHALIARCHY BY LETTING THEM APPROPRIATE MY LETTERS. 

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And yet you spelled it “gendyr” and not “gondyr” or “gyndyr” or any one of the numerous more appropriate spellings. Just how committed to social justice are you, you Uncle Whale?

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Go fluke yourself, you Moby Dick.

Obviously I am committed to social justice, or were you too busy basking in your white cismale privilege to notice my blog that is entirely dedicated to eradicating mainstream whalism? You’re just another sick PIW intent on causing us minorities pain.

Also, I don’t use “gondyr” or “gyndyr” because I’m not fucking ridiculous. Rot in a watery grave, pond scum. 

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I will never stop laughing at the fact that there are people who use the word “womyn” unironically

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I didn’t know it was possibly for someone to hate womyn* as much as you do, tumblr user Abhortion. More like tumblr user “aWHALELOVERtion,” right?

Um, yeah, I say “womyn*” WITH A * BECAUSE I’M NOT A TRANSPHOBIC BLOWHOLE LIKE SOME PEOPLE

There is an A AND an E in “whale.” I don’t want to rely on a whale to spell my gendyr. I am strong and independent and REFUSING TO BUY INTO THE WHALIARCHY BY LETTING THEM APPROPRIATE MY LETTERS. 

[thederidiabletower-deactivated2]

But there’s also a W in “whale” if you’re really fighting the whaliarchy you would use two V’s.

[aboutwhaleprivilege]

If you don’t understand why it’s okay for me to use “W” but not “A” or “E” you’re literally Hitler and I don’t have the spoons to educate your racist ass. And really? TWO “V’s”??? Like VAGINAS? I’m not going to BASICALLY SHOW YOU MY VAGINA TO APPEASE YOU, POND SCUM. Fucking white cis men thinking I OWE them sex. I hope you trip and choke on your fedora.