The Last Man on Tumblr.

In the social justice system, literally anything is considered especially heinous. On Tumblr, the obsessed bloggers who complain about these microaggressions are members of an obnoxious circlejerk known as the Professional Victims Unit. These are their stories.

[maximumtilt]

also kitty

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

Green bricks are positive experiences with alcohol while the red bricks are negative experiences with alcohol 

[durbikins]

i don’t know why everyone hates that one bill nye episode

[durbikins]

oh

[durbikins]

OH…

[funkerlied-deactivated20180404]

“only god can judge me” said i, while i sent my 4th dick pic of the day to another 15 year old 

[pope-goodvibes]

God: <b> YO NIGGA KNOCK THAT OFF <b>

[nomoreheroes]

[ghc-deactivated20190415]

found the list of Crimes Against Gaming

[trainedchimpanzee]

if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear

[genghis-khanye]

destroy tech nerds

[groblin-official-deactivated202]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[memecucker]

They are learning

[averyterrible]

Today we will eat at Overthrowing Democratically Elected Governments

[sleepysigh]

Normalizing the surveillance state through dogs and memes

[equasblan]

[thechronicleofshe]

this is so ugly and sad and embarrassing.

[flightyfinch]

me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before

[flightyfinch]

my new gf: hey can we have an open and honest discussion about our relationship

me, a woke gamer: you got it babe, time for a patch release

[flightyfinch]

me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc

[delenda-est]

This is how you talk to short people

[docmancain]

I still wanna know where this is from, for reasons of course.

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

Children's IQ may be affected by fluoride in drinking water

Children whose mothers were exposed to high levels of fluoride during pregnancy may be at risk of having a lower IQ.

[pope-goodvibes]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[yamcha]

what did yall get for christmas 

[yamcha]

A M E N

[angelicguy]

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

[vriskanon]

Thats weird bc i’ve gone down on a girl while watching steven universe

[angelicguy]

that’s another thing. people just lie on this post constantly

[westfriend6546546546565-deactiv]

millennial uploading a photo of a beautiful marble sculpture they painstakingly created over a period of years

lol so i was just fucking around with a slab of marble and made this and I cant stop crying!

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

What goes thru a girls mind wen she get her toes suct

[queefybuttcheeks]

“this fool dont even kno i ran barefoot thru the driveway to catch the ups man but he still succin 😏😏😏”

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

Adds flavoring 👅🤤 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[amoisthobo]

[paxamericana]

jesus christ

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6vjmxm/south_dakota_cross_referenced_college_grad/

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

This is fuckinn terrifying.