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For the SPN x Hazbin AU

I think it would be very neat if Alastor and the Winchesters encounter some demonic tomfoolery that was NOT authorized by Hell's royalty and Alastor summons Lucifer to "deal with the problem in an entertaining way!" and Lucifer goes into a very Hazbin-esque musical number of "The One Who's Running The Show" while casually torturing a bunch of demons before throwing them into a portal, and turning towards Alastor for some praise and validation. (He gets a bunch of head scratches and a few whispered promises of a reward later! 😘)

And this is before Dean and Sam knew that the freaky lil nonhuman being who pops up from time to time to motorboat their weird smiling mentor figure is The Literal Devil.

This was a major clue that they sort of brush over because it was so ridiculous that they didn't really pay attention to the lyrics. They were distracted by the circus torture okay!!

niobeaz

Lol to be fair to them, circus torture does sound very disturb-distracting. I assume that Alastor could easily handle the situation, and summons Lucifer not only for the entertainment of the circus torture, but also because he knows that Sam and Dean don't realize who Lucifer is and wants to add to the horror at the eventual reveal? Seems like an Alastor thing to do honestly

that-hazbin

Alastor loves setting up future clusterfucks, it really is something he would do lmao. Like yeah he could handle things himself, he IS technically the Queen of Hell (as Lucifer loudly exclaims all the damn time), but this is just so much more entertaining!

Alastor and Lucifer are super Morticia and Gomez coded lmao.

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Trying to make a good impression with the in-laws (Charlie & the Hotel staff)

Prequel to this

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Like mother, like son (Incompatible Frequesncies art)

Just an image that appeared in my head

I kept thinking how as a child Alastor has witnessed the abuse his mother suffered through and in IF he is going through the same thing...

(and a little bit in Forced Broadcast, but it never gets nearly as bad)

If anyone compared his and his mother's situations though he would brush it off and say that his "situation" is nothing comparing to what was happening to her, and that there is actually nothing bad happening to him and he is fine!

And maybe he's partially right, like, he has at least some power over Vox and Vox has at least something that could be called "love" for him (which doesn't make it better if you think about it), while his mom could only pray her husband would be in a good mood today and won't be (too) drunk or/and violent.

Part 25 is in the progress, probably will be done tomorrow

AU Masterpost

eggcats

I don't know enough about the HB characters to do this justice, but my mind keeps imagining the Housewife AU meeting like Blitz/Stolas/Ozzie/Fizz and them all breaking up into like, business owner/entertainer groups.

So, you have like Ozzie and Blitz and Vox all talking business, and then Fizz and Alastor talking entertainment, with Stolas there to chime in.

And they all talk about their relationships and it's not until uncomfortably far into the conversations that they realize that Alastor and Vox are the only ones who haven't ALSO split along the same top/bottom lines as everyone else.

Cue Blitz having a crisis that the scary competent businessman CEO bottoms to the effeminate radio show host, and Stolas questioning why said top didn't immediately correct him when he talked about bottoming. (Alastor voice: You talk as if I haven't done that myself, dear! Eternity is a long time, you know! And it's hardly as if I DON'T know the positions Vox prefers enough to discuss them! Hahahah!)

Ozzie and Fizz are the only ones who react normally to this. (Although Fizz probably makes some jokes about it. Ozzie is just glad SOME sinners in hell have normal relationships to sex, he was getting stressed out visiting the Pride Ring, to be honest.)

(This mostly exists as an excuse to make Blitz confront how he sees bottoming and making Stolas realize that there isn't an archetype he has to fill in relationships, bc I haven't watched the show in years but I remember that being an aspect of their relationship that desperately needed addressed.)

dailyalastor

that-hazbin

For the SPN x Hazbin AU

I think it would be very neat if Alastor and the Winchesters encounter some demonic tomfoolery that was NOT authorized by Hell's royalty and Alastor summons Lucifer to "deal with the problem in an entertaining way!" and Lucifer goes into a very Hazbin-esque musical number of "The One Who's Running The Show" while casually torturing a bunch of demons before throwing them into a portal, and turning towards Alastor for some praise and validation. (He gets a bunch of head scratches and a few whispered promises of a reward later! 😘)

And this is before Dean and Sam knew that the freaky lil nonhuman being who pops up from time to time to motorboat their weird smiling mentor figure is The Literal Devil.

This was a major clue that they sort of brush over because it was so ridiculous that they didn't really pay attention to the lyrics. They were distracted by the circus torture okay!!

sovietnam

eggcats

too bad Vox didn't do his offer during rutting season tbh 😔

eggcats

Vox opens up alternate realities and finds one where he and Alastor are together/partners and is like "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!?" and other Vox is like "???did you not look up when deer sinners would be their horniest before asking?"

Canon Vox: What. What???! Alastor isn't, no, he doesn't care about that-

Other Vox: He does when you're half dressed and your chest is almost entirely exposed.

Canon Vox: WHAT!??!

Other Vox: He also likes it when you get on your knees and look up at him.

Canon Vox: Y-y-YOU D-D-DID WHA-WHAT?!?

Other Vox: He REALLY likes it if you stick your ass out when you lean over near him.

Canon Vox: (smoking from his screen, glitching like mad)

Other Vox: Yeah, those tentacles of his can really do anything you want, if you catch my drift ~

Canon Vox: (blue screen of death)

eggcats

I'm back to thinking about Vox in his babygirl era and once again wondering why Alastor fumbled so gd hard, like imagine having THAT at your beck and call for eternity. Idk how Alastor didn't look at him and imagine how he'd look in a corset on his knees looking up at you with those big digital eyes and didn't immediately make that happen, tbhhhhhh.

What should have happened:

Vox (adorable): -as partners?

Alastor (horny beyond belief): I need to get you pregnant.

Vox: WHAT?!?!

Alastor, throwing Vox over his shoulder: Now.

eggcats

Alastor could have gotten him in his babygirl bottom era for eternity! He could have fattened him up and had thighs to go with his voobs! But no! He had to fumble it for us!! 😭😭😭