Mimzy could have solved the radiostatic miscommunication bullshit in many ways, but the funniest would be her caught in between Alastor and Vox arguing, and then her going "If you boys are gonna have me THIS involved, I might as well be your third" and then Vox and Alastor would be horrified in completely different ways.
Alastor: You are my friend! I would NEVER tarnish our friendship by-
Vox: I'M NOT INTO ALA-wait, why are you only saying that to HER?!
Well, I say solved. But it would give them some new and interesting problems, at least. Maybe they'll get there in the end. If Mimzy decides to stop laughing so hard, that is.
Hot take: Breakfast!Alastor is only slightly better than IF!Vox. Leaving it out here. For yall to think. Because apparently a lot of people expect Al and Vel to become besties... and someone somehow is expecting radiostatic. Sh*ppers, man...
But yeah, breakfast could've keep on being traumatizing and focus on Velvette's sufferings and her trauma, but it's not like in reality we have survivors of being cannibalized and metaphysically tortured, sooo, we can give more attention to the bad guy.
i almost posted the wrong part btw LOL, i was just so excited for the next one... it's coming in a week or so, 13/14 of August
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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
Today i walked with Alastor ears+antlers on my headphones (and i have red hair and a bob) and
1. one girl like 10-12 years stopped to double check when she saw me
2. Some child screamed "cool fucking ears lady" (Для русскоговорящих, он крикнул "ТЁТЕНЬКА, ОХУЕННЫЕ УШКИ") (тётенька 🥹😭) (а еще AUDACITY of this kid to орать маты вслед незнакомым взрослым, i would never)
3. Other child said HELLOOOO in some weird voice almost bumping into me
WHY THEY'RE ALL CHILDREN HELLO?????? Like 10-12 years, HEY, WHY AREN'T PARENTS CHECKING WHAT THEIR CHILDREN WATCH? Explains the toxicity of the fandom, but seriously...
Obligatory pic of me with ears ✌ i was so happy to have them that i smiled all the way lol
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