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Call me Niles. Eastern Seaboard American Time. Alone, but never lonely. Ask me things. I write, and sometimes do the thing with the science. INTP. Female. Gay. Cis. She/Her/Hers. Fandoms and Communities include Orphan Black, Doctor Who, Sherlock, How To Train...

[plouvoir]

Commision for fraga de meew. Ma x mapo x rum Lol they are fighting over the MA

[case5lifecut]

愛

[highlandvalley]

“ねんねするコウテイペンギンのヒナ可愛すぎるんだけど… http://t.co/sbuaLTvlJp”

[unclefather]

sleepeng

[cat-stark]

burn me with your brightness » canon theonsa, theon lives fix-it

Theon finds her in her chambers, and it is a testament to Brienne’s concern for her lady, that she does not say anything about Lord Greyjoy being alone with the Lady of Winterfell in her quarters. There is nothing improper about it.

Neither is there anything proper about the way he sinks to his knees, holding her to his chest as she struggles to breathe. For a moment she is an acolyte of the Drowned God, gasping for breath, but Theon’s own fear climbs in his throat, for there is no water he can save her from. Only the pressing weight of the South.

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

Hey if you’re schizophrenic/psychotic I just want you to know that you’re a wonderful person and that you deserve so much better than the demonization, marginalization and stigmatization you face in this society.

[sweetschizo-deactivated20190808]

Please consider reblogging this/other positivity posts for schizophrenic/psychotic people every once in a while. If you have more than 100 followers, odds are that a couple of them experiences psychosis and that they rarely see positivity posts for people with their symptoms.

[wahtdahel-blog]

Sucks that we need this advice, but great that it’s being shared. 

[teefeeder]

I’m reposting for my black love ones out here!

[oikawas]

Maybe she can tell us about the long-term psychological effects of being strapped to a baby seat…next to a bomb!

[puppetshell]

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING: “hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

[defiantbird]

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

[puppetshell]

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull

[ichigotchipng]

here.......for you

[bobacupcake]

thank you

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[frogitivitypride]

Take good care of her!

[otomae-game-lover]

Yuxiang: The food’s too hot, I can’t eat it.

Spicy Gluten: You’re too hot yet I still eat you.

Boston Lobster:

Peking Duck:

MA: [slams knife and fork down on the table] ONE DINNER. I JUST WANTED ONE DINNER!

[soul-embers]

Can you do some romantic headcanons for yuxiang (or mapo tofu if you have enough info) if not its ok! Your work is also the best <3

a/n: here you go anon!! i hope that these short little headcanons i made for both of these lovely ladies is alright! i feel like i made them a little ooc so sorry if i did. 

Yuxiang: 

Her laughter rings clear as a bell whenever you speak to her in that overly flowery human way. It’s endearing and Yuxing adores seeing the way your face flushes while you speak. 

Yuxing feels the most content and relaxed whenever she is laying on your lap or sitting next to you while she works. History never sleeps, records are being made, and she has one just for you. 

Yuxiang isn’t a very touchy-feely sort of partner, she’s happier to just have you nearby and to every so often entwine your fingers with her’s while she works. 

Is fond of giving you pet names, which she will use in front of others. Though the more personal ones are saved for those who try to overstep their boundaries and for when the two of you are alone. 

Kisses are often quick, a small peck against your lips, but sometimes they can linger. Every so often the kisses will taste of tobacco after Yuxiang has finished smoking her pipe. 

Mapo Tofu: 

Mapo Tofu laugh is one of those loud and joyful ones that just makes other’s join in and smile whenever she laughs. She always laughs before she leans in to kiss her partner when they’re being cute. 

Loves spending time with you. Even if she’s working, just having you and Onion nearby is nice. Especially whenever the two of you start goofing off. 

Like’s it whenever she can hold her partner in her arms, the warmth and closeness of them makes her feel at ease. Especially whenever the two of you lay down for the night. 

Mapo, enjoy’s walking around the gardens for a date or just as a way to spend time with her partner. 

Has a few pet names for her partner, but saves the more intimate ones for whenever the two of you are alone as those names are ones that Mapo only wants you to hear. 

[bappieyatsu]

An Art Collab with @tigaymisu a while back!!!  I did the coloring they did the lineart :^)

[scolki]

WIP

[daaiefuku]

Cassata: you know what's worse than dying?

Cassata: *tears off paper to reveal the word 'Pizza'*

Whiskey, climbing through window: Pizza

Cassata: n O

[caffecal-deactivated20240208]

lifeguard au ;^)