soupy

(it/she) 🏳️‍⚧️ adult my puppygirl maidknight soupy.fish pfp: caffichai my evil alt

[soupyfish]

look at my horn #myhorn

[soupyfish]

can of mushroom soup in each pocket btw #mysoup

[soupyfish]

my discord is soupy.fish if u wanna add me :3

[haectemporasunt]

This ad was part of a road safety campaign in 1967.

[ziptie-bouquet]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

probably feels good as hell to be anything to anyone

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[kayla-denker]

Birthday boy discovers "sealioning", a tactic that MRA chuds have been using for decades. Thinks he's invented something new and effective. Sees people correctly interpreting this for sealioning, being annoyed, and probably immediately blocking him, and makes the classic chud mistake of thinking this means he's "won."

There isn't an original thought in the heads of these tMRA dorks.

[tankie-transfeminist]

"how is this harassment" he asks after literally describing in detail exactly how it is harassment.

[girlfailure-poetics]

it’s fascinating to watch them just talk about adopting GamerGate/Redpill tactics, openly

[ziridotmidi]

[hellsitegenetics]

Have you ever gotten an exact match?

if by "exact match" you mean "100% of the letters in this post match 100% of an organism's entire genome," then the chances of that happening by pure accident are so ridiculously small, you'd have better odds buying 100 lottery tickets and winning all of them!

one of the cool reasons this blog works in any capacity is because genomes are so ridiculously big that the chances of a random string of letters accidentally matching part of one is very high. the human genome is ~3,200,000,000 base pairs (or "letters") long. that's about 1,000 times the length of the entire bible. pretty long for a tumblr post!

but even in the case of the smallest possible genomes, such as bacterial endosymbionts (famous for having tiny genomes) with only 100,000 base pairs, it'd still be practically impossible. you'd need to accidentally type the letters a, t, c, and g in the correct sequence 100,000 times to get a perfect match. imagine flipping 100,000 coins and getting heads on all of them. ok now imagine a cat named big boobs

[shimejimee]

💢.

[shitboy96]

The joker sees this and thinks “oh this is just normal paving”

[sedoretu]

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

[ashes2caches]

you have to love the transfem that is always wearing tights and doesn’t own any pants.

[vile-things]

[nem23]

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

making this post ruined my life

[flipchild]

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

[fuckoe]

What is hava

[flipchild]

Hava niceday

[cheddar-baby]

[segamascott]

the average tumblr user's inherent inability to detect sarcasm facetiousness irony or just a regular old bit explains why booktok is nothing but books that read like "he walked into the room because he was going there. it was dark because it was night which is why he turned on a light. which is a metaphor"

[yamada-ryo]

[yamada-ryo]

And now for something completely different

[odysseys-blood]