sheepfilms
Xuebing Du
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Three Goblin Art
Origami Around
YOU ARE THE REASON
tannertan36
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@absoflightning
i’m really sorry about not being around recently. honestly, i’m not having a good time right now and it’s making me just not want to do anything, you know? i’m so sorry, everyone. if anyone wants me, i’ll be on skype. if any mutuals want to talk, just shoot me an ask and i’ll give my skype name to you. as for roleplaying, i’m not sure how much i’ll be here until monday.
i’m really sorry about not being around recently. honestly, i’m not having a good time right now and it’s making me just not want to do anything, you know? i’m so sorry, everyone. if anyone wants me, i’ll be on skype. if any mutuals want to talk, just shoot me an ask and i’ll give my skype name to you. as for roleplaying, i’m not sure how much i’ll be here until monday.
shippy au where one doesn’t know how to kiss & the other teaches them step by step & it turns into this hot makeout session & 'wow i did not know you could do that'
Send a ❦ if you'd consider shipping our muses.
bonus if you add a type of ship you’d like them to be or a thread idea for our muses.
When I was a kid, I was a huge Superman fan.
i hit 300 followers.
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"
"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"
"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."
"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."
"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"I’m sorry, have we met before?"
"I don’t know you, but thanks."
"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"
"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."
"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"
"It’s none of your business. We just met."
"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."
"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"
"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"
"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."
"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."
"You know, most people watch porn at home."
"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."
"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"
"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."
"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
"We lost the playoffs."
"The girls team beat the boys!"
"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."
"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."
"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."
"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"
"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."
"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."
"Being a freshman sucks."
"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."
"She/he told me they were a junior!"
"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"
"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"
"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"
"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."
"I definitely failed that test."
"I got an A on my essay!"
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."
"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."
"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."
"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
"Shut up. Just shut up!"
"I don’t need to listen to this."
"You’re lying."
"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."
"I can’t look at you."
"Don’t fucking touch me."
"If you say one more word, I swear…"
"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."
"You must be crazy."
"I’m not backing down.”
"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."
"What’s your issue?”
"You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."
"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"
"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want."
"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."
"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."
"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."
"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."
"Please, don’t leave me."
"I need you more than you will ever know."
"I love you more than I could ever express in words."
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"
"I brought vodka and ice cream."
"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."
"I can’t believe you went without me!"
"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"
"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"
"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."
"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
NETFLIX, THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR
no but seriously if someone gave me a ready player one au i’d make out with them so bad.
♔ endless list of favourite books ♔ ↳ ready player one by ernest cline
“I created the OASIS because I never felt at home in the real world. I didn’t know how to connect with the people there. I was afraid, for all of my life, right up until I knew it was ending. That was when I realized, as terrifying and painful as reality can be, it’s also the only place where you can find true happiness. Because reality is real.”
anonymously tell me what you think of my character portrayal
i feel like crap, so i don’t know how much i’ll be on barry today. mostly i’ll just be lurking, i think. so, if anyone wants me, hit me up on skype or something. message me if you want it.
i want a barry allen orphan black au.
I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.
(via blackbruise)
5 times the love xoxo
Send “5 Times the Love” and I will write a drabble about the five times my muse fell in love with your muse
I.
Arthur hasn’t been at his new school for long, but as soon as he makes the soccer team, he’s got a team full of new friends. They show him the ropes and teach him who’s cool and who’s not. Barry is the epitome of uncool, but Arthur sits with him anyway. It turns out, Barry is a really nice guy. The kind of friend Arthur wants to have. He’s quiet, but that doesn’t mean he has nothing to say. Arthur loves to hear him talk.
II.
It turns out that Arthur isn’t quite up to speed in physics. Sometimes, he just doesn’t understand the examples the teacher shows in class. It’s a culture thing, and unfortunately, there’s not a tutor for differences in culture and slang. So he asks Barry to tutor him. They’re already friends, and who better could explain the theories and laws of science? By the time it happens, Barry’s been tutoring him for a few months. Arthur spends just as much time at Barry’s house as he does at soccer practice. It’s like a second home to him there. Being with Barry feels like h o m e .
III.
The passion in Barry’s voice and the way his eyes light up as he’s smiling widely——it makes him look so at home. It seems that it always happens when he explains the intricacies of science, and Arthur finds it very endearing. When Barry realizes he’s been rambling, he blushes and apologizes, which makes Arthur grin. He tells his friend that he n e v e r needs to apologize for that. He never wants him to change a thing. A kiss to the cheek brings a kiss to the lips and sets hearts aflutter for days, weeks, and months to come.
IV.
His father takes the news better than Arthur thought he would. Barry shows up to dinner in a suit, and Uther finds it charming, if not a bit quirky. Arthur only grins at his boyfriend and takes his hands to tell him he looks stunning. But dinner at Barry’s is a bit more awkward, Barry’s father is shocked, but not angry. Just soft-spoken and quiet. It’s clear he doesn’t know how to feel, and he excuses himself, much to Barry’s dismay. Arthur sits with the boy in his room after dinner, Barry’s head on his chest as he holds him close. He knows things will be better for them one day.
V.
The biggest soccer game of the year rolls around and Arthur is ready for it. About two months before, he sprained his ankle, but it’s healed by now. He’s nervous, absolutely. But seeing Barry sitting in the stands, along with both their families, calms him down significantly. The fact that Barry’s there, though he cares little for the sport, propels him forward to play his absolute best. His team wins by a significant margin, and he is absolutely ecstatic. Arthur runs to Barry on the sidelines to pick him up and spin him around once before kissing him like nobody’s watching.
