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Not enough sunburns in Beyonders. You're telling me they're out in the sun for weeks and nobody got burned?

#source: i currently have a sunburn for the first time in like 5 years

Not enough sunburns in Beyonders. You're telling me they're out in the sun for weeks and nobody got burned?

#source: i currently have a sunburn for the first time in like 5 years

Honestly, the first time I read Seeds of Rebellion I thought the "father without a son" line in the prophecy during the prologue meant that Galloran had disowned his son for some reason. Like I thought we would get a reveal later on that the son worked for Maldor or something

#to be fair i was like 12 when i read it the first time #and i still think that might have been interesting but alas #beyonders #brandon mull

The most unrealistic thing about Beyonders is in A World Without Heroes, when we first meet Jasher and he has his hair down and flowing in the wind while they're fighting/running from those goons after Whitelake. Brother I know that shit was a nightmare to brush after all that.

#hi its been a while #im still here and still talking about this guy #shocking i know #beyonders #the beyonders trilogy #brandon mull

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

nicolegendary

"this is what ive BEEN saying" - me about a thought that 99% only exists in my brain and i maybe mentioned briefly in one tag once

gingeralewizard

tbh people don't give zuko enough credit like wtf are you supposed to say when someone hits you with "my girlfriend turned into the moon" like. damn. that is in fact rough buddy

haughtyraban

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

autistobrat

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

fairycosmos

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

avalon-the-eridian

Shout out to Ryland Grace, the first person to kill an alien, the first person to befriend an alien and the first person to breed aliens. No one is doing it like him.

#project hail mary