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[mynowherenothing]

Sympathising with my mother but at the same time

[54735749956555371253415-deactiv]

a solitary worm has been seen enjoying itself on a wet sidewalk this morning

[uglygirlshavefeelingstoo-deacti]

Story of my life lol. Will you make sure my death is easy, God? Please..

[msburgundy]

onion rings are so funny conceptually. like yeah just throw a little bread on it, now it's normal to eat an entire onion in one sitting

[knowledgetosorrow]

praise God for this beautiful world

[girlnephew]

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

microsoft i just took multiple bong rips do NOT show me this rn

[frankiedotbiz]

they removed tumblr live and mobile started running better

[bovineblogger]

"you better not be a large white yak in tibet when i get there"

my bovine ass:

[o-lanterns]

when I was in the hospital I had the tv on in my room to sleep to and christmas movies were on and they played Elf twice in a row so for a good half of the night I was drifting in and out of consciousness like this

[fascinationstreetmp3]

this is how every saw movie looks

[afeelgoodblog]

[drsenjora]

in the bathroom straight up "sawing it". and By it i mean. heh, let's just say. my foot

[grox]

Imagining a grown ass man showing all the princess at disneyland his cool impressions and closing my eyes and smiling warmly and sleeping peacefully at night

[grox]

I'm telling you now- pay no mind to the homophobia or whatever. That doesn't matter. He sang a song to goofy

[noisytenant]

[girlballs-archive]

captain picker isgonna finger himself

[girlballs-archive]

his wife is. 44 years old.

[despazito]

The fucking that old man website when someone actually fucks that old man

[greelin]

compilation

[greelin]

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[waxworm]