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[yms1]

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*unturtles your neck*

[deathgasmic]

wym i don’t know how to flirt? i literally tell you random and unimportant fun facts

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What is with the absolute crowd of random porn blogs following this account suddenly like why what did I post to cause this

[poetry-protest-pornography]

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

[hemipelagicdredger]

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

[onewhoturns]

Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

[decadentbatbagelscissors]

Here are even more animals visiting each others!!

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Oh my gosh, thank you for sharing this! This is so precious!!!

[arcaniumagi2]

lmao all the animals are all like What, In the name of FUCK? Is THAT?

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Jigsaws should come with instruction manuals like IKEA flatpacks

[yms1]

Sometimes it’s you and your iced coffee against the world

[firefox-official]

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

[risenempire-deactivated20210506]

They are both the same color

[firefox-official]

?

[patheticperipatetic]

They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

[firefox-official]

?

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[jokesarefunny]

Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

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his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey

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ive moved on

[firefox-official]

anything i could ever write is not even half as funny as this calvin and hobbes strip

[firefox-official]

when my laptop makes a sound i didnt expect i take out my rocket launcher and blast the whole thing to smithereens

[firefox-official]

i dont think i expressed what i mean well enough

[firefox-official]

hes a ten but hes scared of the vacuum cleaner

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whenever i swear it sounds like $!@&?!

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i mean it sounds like !$*@!%

[firefox-official]

youve gotta be $&!@ing kidding me

[ilajue]

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

[vancouver-lord-goldeneyes]

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

[wizard0rb]

i love stories where its just one guy’s really bad day

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