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Day-to-day happenings

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My boss really likes to go fishing and will often go with friends.

His friend invited him to go to his secret fishing spot.

In fact, it was so secret that the fish didn’t even know about it and the only thing they caught was a sunburn.

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YOU CAN’T JUST COME INTO SOMEONE’S LIFE AND MAKE YOURSELF FEEL LIKE HOME TO THAT PERSON AND THEN LEAVE

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Dear Old Men,

Just because a pretty young girl is smiling at you while she is working/doing customer service, doesn’t mean that you can tell her to smile more or ask how much her smile costs. It is creepy.

Yours sincerely,

That pretty girl in customer service

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My Co-Worker Remembers

My co-worker remembered that I like mangos and mango flavoured things? How? It got mentioned once over a month ago? Do you really enjoy my company that much?

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List of interesting customers I’ve encountered:

• Train guy (see previous post)

• Lovely vegetarian Irish couple

• That one lady who has brightly coloured hair and equally bright and sparkly make-up (a fairy perhaps?)

• “This has starch in it”. No shit, it’s a pie. Starch is the equivalent of glue in cooking.

• The Asian Man who like our Cream and Custard Horns. Never speaks, just points.

• My Signature Guy who comes in after 5:30pm every other day to get sweet treats for his partner. 10/10 sort-of-guy.

• On my second day of employment and I still don’t know the prices of our products, and old guy said “I’m surprised they haven’t fired you yet”. Just smile, just smile. JUST SMILE. 🙂

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Some random customer at the shop:

“Stream trains are for enjoying and being with friends, not becoming strawberry jam under the wheels”

Like....What??

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I’m not even dating this guy and he’s trying so hard... Is this what it feels like to be cherished?