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What a Pair

Knock Out: This is such a bad idea.

Starscream: Why are you coming along, then, smartass?

Knock Out: One of us needs to be able to talk Megatron out of punishing us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Close Enough . . .

Miko: That was some kiss.

Jack, breathless: That was CPR.

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The troubles of war

Megatron during a battle: I was made for this, nothing can catch me off guard.

Bumblebee, smiles at him: OuO

Megatron:

Megatron: Holy slag.

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What an art

Knock Out: Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an art.

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Smokescreen and Slang

Miko: Hey Smokescreen, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Smokescreen: Really? I didn’t know this Earth slang.

[later]

Smokescreen: Thanks for patching me up, doc. You’re such a thot.

Ratchet, choking: I’m a WHAT?!

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Very True

Starscream: "Go to Unicron" is so abstract.

Starscream: "Get trapped in a porta-potty for 67 months"- Now that's specific. That's possible. That's terrifying.

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Introversion

Miko: Why do you stay at the base all day?

Ratchet: Because all of my stuff is here and I don’t like people.

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Oh Miko

Jack: Can you please stop calling peanut butter that?

Miko: What’s wrong with “sticky nut juice”?

Rafael: Everything! EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH IT MIKO!!

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Thirst Episode Shenanigans

Knock Out: You abandoned me. You left me to die.

Starscream: I wouldn’t have done it if I’d known you were gonna hassle me about it.

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After Rafael was shot in One Shall Rise. . .

Megatron: I’ve got a riddle for you. What has four legs and isn’t alive?

Bumblebee: Nice try. It’s a chair.

Megatron, holding Rafael's body: Not this time.

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He do an ANGER

Ratchet: I am so mad at you right now. There is nothing you can say that will make me forgive you.

Optimus: I-

Ratchet: Okay I forgive you.

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Dang it Miko

[Omega-1 base is on fire]

Miko: Don't tell Ratchet I made bacon in the toaster.

Ratchet: What happened here?

Jack and Rafael, in unison: Miko made bacon in the toaster.

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Nightmare

Wheeljack, seductively: Am I a bad boy?

Ratchet: Yes, you’ve been bad.

Wheeljack, still seductively: Oh yeah? How bad am I?

Ratchet, deadpan: You’re a nightmare to be honest

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Death

Optimus Prime: Ah, death evades me once again

Ratchet: Death has a restraining order against you at this point.

OR . . .

Megatron: Ah, death evades me once again.

Starscream: Death has a restraining order against you at this point.

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Headache

Optimus: Ratchet, are you alright?

Ratchet: Not really. I've had this headache that comes and goes all day.

[Miko walks into the base.]

Ratchet: Oh, there it is now.

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Arcee and Airachnid

Arcee: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Airachnid: Honestly, not much.

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If Ratchet had glasses...

Ratchet: *seductively takes off glasses*

Ratchet: Wow . . .

Wheeljack: *blushes*

Ratchet: You’re really blurry.