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firefistacesfreckles

it's them i fear

thelilnan

We’re friends aren’t we, Archivist?

sualne

the rest on bsky!

bryach

bookwyrminspiration

a red string of fate can be a leash. if you're enlightened

bgm05

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

bgm05

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

thediscossessed

Literally this

derinthescarletpescatarian

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

eastofshane

ilya as woodstock

(ilya as woodstock (pt. 2)], (shane's version)

luins

saw this post by @littlespoonevan on my dash and immediately had to get to work bc i couldn't stop thinking about it:

sheisraging

yes good.

actually-yikes

this agonized look on ilya's face

i've been thinking about it for hours

texasbama

HOLLANOV + Kisses (Part Two)

adventuresinaverage

losing my MIND over the fact that Ilya probably thinks he's actually helping when they go to Shane's parents' house.

They get there and Shane is like "Ilya and I are, uh..." and Ilya is like "hmm we haven't talked about this but I know Shane is really uncomfortable right now, so I will shout out the one (1) english word I know that describes this situation. LOVERS."

Then they're talking about how long they've been together and Shane is like "since our rookie season" and Ilya is like "well, hold on now, you said you don't like lying to your parents, so let's be very clear about when this started. We have to be so clear about the fact that it started the summer before our rookie season. Wait, would it make you feel better if I give your parents the exact date and time of our first hookup?"

And then Yuna is like "you've been in love that long?" and Ilya is like "I need you to understand I've been drilling your son into mattresses from here to Florida for the last decade, but I can't say that because I want you to be my mother in law, so are you picking up what I'm putting down?" and Shane is like ILYA and Ilya is like "I am ANSWERING MY MOTHER IN LAW'S QUESTIONS"

And then he drinks his vodka and eats his pasta in his Boston shirt, very proud of himself for being sooooo supportive, meanwhile Shane is actively praying for a black hole to swallow him up