[kosmogrl]

[theshitneyspears]

Me: I’m shy

Me after a glass of red wine:

[randomalistic]

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[jumex]

*has a piece of bread and calms down a little*

[slimetony]

My zebra escaped when the storm came through and I’m worried sick

[slimetony]

NOT good

[1eos]

im doing my laundry which means im not mentally ill anymore!!!!!!! see y'all depresseds later!!!!!! you bitches can't even SPELL neurotypical!!!!!!!!!

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[sovietnam]

[txn]

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

what about stingy from lazy town

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

[gasterofficial]

[thickness-protection-program]

One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??

[thickness-protection-program]

Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[fairyinthetrees]

one thing about me is I'm gonna lose track of time

[yakoncewas]

does anyone know how to

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money